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What to Expect When You're Expected- Parody

knelliknelli
in Pregnant after a Loss

Have you seen this?

It was just an add on my FB and I clicked on it, so funny

ABOUT THE BOOKThis new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as

  • ?My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now??
  • ?So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on??
  • ?I?m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ?butterflies fluttering.? Am I doing something wrong??
  • ?Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I?m trying to sleep?!??
  • ?To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth??

 

**I love the mozart one... too funny!


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Re: What to Expect When You're Expected- Parody

  • nicobean1nicobean1 member
    How cute! I'll have to look for that one. I have two baby showers coming up and that would be a fun addition. Might also be cute for anyone who's just found out she's expecting, 'cause you know they're buying the other book.
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  • mrshutchmrshutch
    The book sounds hilarious. I posted about it last week after coming across it on the NPR web site. I was surprised there hadn't been more mention of it in the press b/c the author is really witty.
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  • pentagrlpentagrl
    Reminds me of what to expect when your wife is expanding, a parody for dads. That one's hilarious and this one sounds like it too
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