So. She wants a ride to go out T&Ting with her two kids, then to go back to her place to get her drink on.
I'm judging this person. A lot.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Wow, great judgment...post a public ad saying that you're home alone with two kids all night, planning to wear a slutty costume, and don't mind hosting a drunk stranger. Hmm.
I'm not sure which part is the funniest (aka saddest):
That she has to advertise for friendship
That she is so sure that her 17 month old with a sugar high and 4 month old will be passed out when she gets home so that she can get drunk. I don't know about you guys, but my 4 month old wasn't the greatest sleeper. Hell, my 12 month old isn't!
That's she is going to be a sexy pirate. And if she can pull that outfit off after giving birth 4 months ago, more power to her.
She thinks trick or treating with a 17 month old and 4 month old sounds fun. To me, it sounds like torture.
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This ad makes me want to use the term "roll out" more often.
"Hey Hun, load up Gage and we'll roll out!"
Bwahahahahahaha.
And now I have the Ludacris song stuck in my head. "I got my twin glock 40s, cocked back. Me and my homies, so drop that. Rollin on 20s, with the top back. So much money, you can't top that. Roll out!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind. Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
This ad makes me want to use the term "roll out" more often.
"Hey Hun, load up Gage and we'll roll out!"
Bwahahahahahaha.
And now I have the Ludacris song stuck in my head. "I got my twin glock 40s, cocked back. Me and my homies, so drop that. Rollin on 20s, with the top back. So much money, you can't top that. Roll out!
This song popped in my head too! haha! I have been laughing about this for a few minutes. Awesome!
Thats a little strange, but mostly it makes me sad for that girl... Its so hard for young moms (18-22) to make and keep friends, and I could imagine that her life is probably pretty lonely.
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The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
So. She wants a ride to go out T&Ting with her two kids, then to go back to her place to get her drink on.
I'm judging this person. A lot.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Ok ok but I AM buyin!! Just sayin!
This ad makes me want to use the term "roll out" more often.
"Hey Hun, load up Gage and we'll roll out!"
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I'm not sure which part is the funniest (aka saddest):
That she has to advertise for friendship
That she is so sure that her 17 month old with a sugar high and 4 month old will be passed out when she gets home so that she can get drunk. I don't know about you guys, but my 4 month old wasn't the greatest sleeper. Hell, my 12 month old isn't!
That's she is going to be a sexy pirate. And if she can pull that outfit off after giving birth 4 months ago, more power to her.
She thinks trick or treating with a 17 month old and 4 month old sounds fun. To me, it sounds like torture.
Jen - Mom to Jillian (10/2008) and Hayden (4/2010)
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...Ashely, why were you searching for friends on Craigslist?? Do we need to have more gtg's?
I totally knew this was you!
TTC #2 for a million years: SA normal, CD 23 bloodwork shows nothing amiss, ovulation detected. Next step: ? maybe CD3 bloodwork to check eggs? All out of pocket, so limited IF tests/treatments.
Bwahahahahahaha.
And now I have the Ludacris song stuck in my head. "I got my twin glock 40s, cocked back. Me and my homies, so drop that. Rollin on 20s, with the top back. So much money, you can't top that. Roll out!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Nah I was searching "sexy pirate costumes"
LoL I was searching double strollers people!!
This song popped in my head too! haha! I have been laughing about this for a few minutes. Awesome!
Thanks for the laugh Ash. My family and I enjoyed this thread a lot!!!
::cheers::
(I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I was drinking while preggo)
Or trolling the internet for a husband....
oh, wait! That's what I did.
But he did not get to spend the night the first date.
Naw I'm sure the more the merrier!
cheers
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Maybe she's a lurker?
Hey you! Yeah, you! You should post on the Seattle Bump, okay? All the boozy fun with none of the serial killers.