Coworker; open mouth, insert foot

SissyKate21 · October 2009

We have a plasma screen in our lobby that displays office announcements. One announcement showing right now is that So-and-So's wife just had a baby girl.

So Mr. Coworker walks by, sees the announcement, then proceeds to make a big mistake...

He starts saying stuff like, "Wow, I bet he'll be sorry that he did that...kids cost so much money. They basically ruin your life." Then he says to me, "Well, at least it's not too late for you!"

Me: "Uh, actually, it is to late for me...I'm cookin' one up right now."

Silence. Red face. Stammering. Back-peddling like it was an Olympic event. His discomfort was absolutely delicious.

I truly wasn't offended by his comments. It's all stuff I've heard before...I just wasn't pregnant at the time. I can't stop giggling. That was really fun for me. This has turned out to be a great Friday!