My mom's pregnancy dream

curlilocks1207 · October 2009

So apparently my mom is having "sympathy" crazy pregnancy dreams for me. She called yesterday to tell me that she dreamed that we were at the hospital to have the baby and the hospital said they would discount our bill by half if we took this special L&D room. The catch was that we wouldn't get any medical assistance, no nursing staff, just the room.

So my mom and DH deliver the baby. Everything goes fine, but then she realizes they don't have anything to clamp the cord with. So she makes DH take out his shoelaces and ties the cord with the laces, but she can't remember if she is supposed to tie it in two places and cut in the middle or tie it in the middle and cut it on each side.

I think my mom is a little nervous about my choice for a natural/med free birth this time around. LOL.