Don't be upset, Bump Gods.
Drinks here are free, in honor of the Phillies! And they are free for Yanks fans, too, because, well, I love all of you girls.
In your honor, I'm playing The Romantics' "What I like About You" on the juke.
And I offer this toast: To the most amazing, supportive group of women I've never actually met.
MUAH! As some of you would say....
Drink special today:
-The Make My RE Wrong. Fixes whatever needs fixed, and with a twist of lime and a shot of rum and/or gin and/or tequilla. No shots, dildo cam, or insurance coverage needed!
What'll it be, ladies? Extra credit if you request a song or invent a drink!
Re: The Bar is Open!
well, well, well...i do love having a ladies brunch! we can drink at brunch! right? a bellini, please. (and then something stronger to help me sleep thru the rest of this two week wait - maybe a 'mind eraser' shot!)
seriously - it's a sickness. it's so bad that DH is now asking me what my temp is every morning. he's all into it too. cute.
and, in honor of my ladies i'm going to play stevie wonder's higher ground. we'll rock out and be positivie!
MUAH! lol. I say that
Can you mix me a "Make My RE less of an Assshole" in preparation for my appointment tomorrow?
If you don't have the stuff for that, I'll take "Give my RE a Shred of Bedside Manner" instead.
hehehehee.
:::Hands cat a big bottle of booze:::
Have him/her drink some of this. And if s/he won't, feel free to bomp over the head with it!
Oh...FAB!
I'm a little late)))
Do you know how to make a "Clear Tubes upside down martini"?
In honor of having my baseline u/s and HSG tomorrow!!