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Well then, let's talk about farting stories.
I'm sure everyone has at least ONE.
I seem to get the worst gas at the worst times. About a month ago, my stomach was really upset and churning, and I had the most wicked smelling eggs bomb ones. At the time, I was sitting back in an empty office until I moved into the office I have now, and I let one go.
Moments later, the receptionist came back to give me something, took a deep breath and breathed, "Oooh...something sure smells GOOD back here. What is that?" She being serious, too. I had such a hard time not laughing, I hate to literally bite the inside of my cheeks. Because really, it was RANK.
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Re: Well then, let's talk about farting stories.
Oh gross!! LOL
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I'm still laughing at it now. I was laughing so hard when I left work my husband couldn't understand what I was saying.
LOL, ick!!
Not embarrassing but pretty funny...I was on a road trip with a couple of girl friends....it was probably 11pm on an interstate in the middle of no where, I was driving, one in front, one in back sleeping. The one in the front farts, it stinks so she rolls the window down and the directions to the back woods cabin that we were going to flew out the window. The one in the back wakes up and says "tell me that was not the directions." Yep.
So, when I started college, I was going to School #1. I went there for three semesters and decided I wanted to change my major, but School #1 had a craptacular program for said major, so I transferred to School #2. My BFF at School #1 ended up dropping out of school at the same time because of major family issues.
Well, one weekend my BFF and I decided to go back to School #1 to visit some of our old friends. We went to dinner with a bunch of people at the Olive Garden and inhaled our food because we were going to some concert or something after that and we were running late.
So, after the concert, BFF and I went back to the hotel we were staying at and got into the hot tub. It was just the two of us for awhile, and then some older woman came in and sat with us. We all chatted, blah, blah, blah.
Then, this Hot Guy (like, Greek God hot) came and got in the hot tub with us. So the four of us are all talking, blah, blah, blah.
It got really hot in the hot tub (LOL), so we all got out and sat on the edge with our feet dangling in the hot tub. Well my stomach started feeling funky, but I ignored it. I was in the middle of telling a story and shifted my weight and out came the loudest, raunchiest fart you've ever heard.
My BFF looked at me with wide eyes and her mouth hanging open. The woman and Hot Guy were somehow managing not to laugh, but I could tell they wanted to really badly.
I just continued on with my story as if nothing happened. BFF and I didn't talk about that night for a long time.
Not only did your story make me LOL, but I laughed even harder at the "hot in the hot tub". OW! Too hot in the hot tub!
LOL!! This is awesome. I have a ton and no shame.
When I was preg with DD I worked in an office and my aunt worked with me. I had such bad gas all the time so I kept a blanket in my cube to muffle it and soak up the stink. Well, I was trying my hardest to let one go quietly and failed big time. My aunt was over one and back 3 cubes.. the second I let it go she called me and asked if that was me.
We still laugh about it.
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It was the first time ex bf and i had spent ALL weekend together, so of course i had not farted or gone #2 that whole weekend and my stomach was seriously beginning to hurt. We went to Outback for dinner Sunday night and just as we got to our booth an SBD creeped out. It made my eyes water it was so foul. There was a couple sitting behind me and the wife/girlfriend started yelling at her husband, "OMG Brian that is so disgusting, God i can't go anywhere with you" etc etc. I turned bright red and ex bf looked at me and in a very accusatory (sp?) tone said "it was YOU!". Busted.