Infertility

If I had a {blank} I would {blank} it.

Mad Lib style - the first blank must be a noun - the second blank must be a verb.

 

Re: If I had a {blank} I would {blank} it.

  • If I had some {chocolate} I would {eat the sh!t out of} it b/c I am so stressed.
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  • If I had some (money) I would (spend) it on some new clothes...I feel like I have NO CLOTHING for this chilly weather! BOO!
  • If I had some {money on my credit card} I would {charge the hell out of } it b/c I deserve it!!
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  • Since everyone else is spending money which is what I want to do here is my alternative.

    If I had some fajitas I would eat them because I am starving at work and forgot my lunch and wallet. It is going to be a long day.

    TTC #1 Since August 2004 Dx PCOS
    SAIFW
    6/10 C/P
    6/10 Failed independent adoption
    12/10 C/P
    4/11 Failed independent adoption BM had a m/c
    5/11 Femara and TI= BFN
    6/11 Femara and TI= BFN
    7/11 Break cycle
    8/11 Break cycle
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  • If I had any type of hard object I would throw it at my co-worker.

     

    TTC #1 since June 2008 *SAIFW*

    TI, IUIs, IVF = c/ps and BFNs

  • imagemadelyn07:

    If I had any type of hard object I would throw it at my co-worker.

     

    Me too!  If this was Saturday night though, it would be thrown at Mr LCB.

  • if i had a {3 series bmw retractable hardtop} i would {not be at work right now b/c i would be driving around in my fall convertible glory}.
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  • Mines dirty, can I still play!?
  • imageTarahville:
    Mines dirty, can I still play!?

    Heck yes!

    B/c if I would have not been mad at Mr LCB last night, I would have done dirty things to him.  Embarrassed

  • If I had a size 4 body, I would flaunt it like no other!
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  • If I had the entire day off, I would spend it at home doing dirty things to DH!

    Damn these hormones... they are going to get me in trouble.

  • If I had a hammer, I would hammer in the morning.  
    Beautiful Miracle Baby lost at 21 weeks due to pre-term labor and incompetent cervix. FET#1 BFN, FET#2 BFP, early loss. FET#3 BFN. IVF#2 BFFN. FET #4 BFP after removing bilateral hydrosalpinx and 3 months of lupron depot. Sticky Bun is here!! Image and video hosting by TinyPic Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • And if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a house.
    Beautiful Miracle Baby lost at 21 weeks due to pre-term labor and incompetent cervix. FET#1 BFN, FET#2 BFP, early loss. FET#3 BFN. IVF#2 BFFN. FET #4 BFP after removing bilateral hydrosalpinx and 3 months of lupron depot. Sticky Bun is here!! Image and video hosting by TinyPic Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • imageEchloe:
    And if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a house.

    If I had a million dollars
    I'd buy you furniture for your house

    :)

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    Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, It empties today of its strength. ~Corrie ten Boom
    Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow. ~Mary Anne Radmacher (thank you beadinglady)

    It's been a long journey. TTC since 9/06. multiple IUI's and IVF's and 4 m/c's. IVF#3 = BFP, twins, induced at 34w6d due to baby b passing away (no explanation). Delivered on 35w1d, Baby A - baby girl, and Baby B - baby boy, our little angel.
    MTHFR A1298C & C677T, Immune Issues and Factor II
  • If I had more cash, I would buy another house.
  • image*Willis*:
    If I had more cash, I would buy another house.

    Me too - and it would be on the beach!

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