OMG, that is too funny. My DH said the same thing about my DS the other day. He loves to plant his face right in the middle of my breasts. It's a comfy place for them.
That is hilarious. DS does it all the time or if I am holding him sideways (him more laying in my arms) he finds a way to stick his hand in my shirt. I guess they learn this all from birth! Too funny. Gotta love our babies!
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