What's the worst thing dh has said to you?

ecoppins · October 2009

So last night while we were getting it on, dh was all like "The one great thing about your ass getting so much bigger is that this is a lot more fun."

gee thanks honey. Poor guy, he immediately was apologetic about how badly that came off.

So share your dh's worst offense.

Bonzer · October 2009

I can fit your bra on my head and still have room

beckypooh03@yahoo.com · October 2009

My DH keeps telling me that my head looks to small for my body! Gee, thanks for the compliments! Like I don't feel like a fat cow to begin with!

jhernanjm00 · October 2009

"You have no idea how bad my back hurts.. Can you rub it for me??"

voelkels · October 2009

Nothing! ? He is really gaurded in what he says, I gave him a book for soon to be daddy's that strongly warned him against comments and becoming an accidental a**hole.

beckypooh03@yahoo.com · October 2009

jhernanjm00:
"You have no idea how bad my back hurts.. Can you rub it for me??"

YES! My DH was complaining about his back hurting the other day! I just stared at him and said I don't care!

skinnursemandee · October 2009

He slapped my asss one day and screamed woohoo look at that jiggle. I wanted to kill him

redhotchili83 · October 2009

DH told me, in the middle of me being annoyed over something stupid, that if Im gonna be this depressed, maybe we shouldnt have another kid naturally.

loverox0825 · October 2009

My grandma mentioned how she thought I was bigger with this pregnancy...his response was, "No, last time she got huge everywhere. This time it's just her belly."

kimberlyk921 · October 2009

i was sitting on the edge of the bed putting lotion on after my shower and DH says "wow, your REALLY pregnant, your boobs are actually sitting on stomach"....gee thanks, i haven't quite noticed.

harmonywolf · October 2009

I can't remember anything from DH, but my boss made a comment to my co-worker who's due Dec 7 that was pretty bad. "I don't know if I just haven't seen you in a while, but you're getting big!" Really? And his wife just had their third baby back in June, so you would think he'd know better.

jessicaclare · October 2009

One day, I complained that I felt like a beached whale. His response?

"At least you're a cute beached whale"

Abinormal · October 2009

In the very beginning of my pregnancy I was playing around with my DH and I was standing on the toes of his steel toed boots. He jokingly said, "That's not going to hurt, no matter how fat you get." Yep, great job DH. He immediately grabbed me, hugged me and said, "I love you, Baby!"

vegemom302 · October 2009

loverox0825:
My grandma mentioned how she thought I was bigger with this pregnancy...his response was, "No, last time she got huge everywhere. This time it's just her belly."

I got something to this effect also. Also last pg, he let me know when my yoga pants were starting to get too tight. Needless to say, he has been perfect with his comments this time around! He's a quick learner.

Brooke208 · October 2009

loverox0825:
My grandma mentioned how she thought I was bigger with this pregnancy...his response was, "No, last time she got huge everywhere. This time it's just her belly."

My DH said the same thing. LOL. He also left the bathroom one day when I was trying to get by and I asked him why and he said he didn't think I would fit between him and the counter. The bathroom is not tiny and I was just trying to get to DS who was in the bath. Jerk. LOL.

ladyalmalthea · October 2009

Making that construction backing-up *beep, beep* sound behind me. At least he got all of the jokes out before I started to show- that was the rule!

mattandbekah · October 2009

"I've never been more uncomfortable sleeping than I have been during your pregnancy."

DiscusCoach · October 2009

I set it up so partially my fault.

We were talking about the pregnacy and I said "You know, I really haven't been that hormonal."

DH got this dear in the headlights look and I nearly killed him...

leahraewku · October 2009

I think he meant it as a compliment, but one day he told me, "Your boobs have gotten so big! They're all big and floppy now!"

Floppy? Really? Please don't ever describe any part of my body as "floppy".

mernamom · October 2009

Earlier on in my pregnancy I asked my DH if I looked pregnant yet or if I was still at the stage where I just looked chunky and he responded with "Is there a difference?"

Nice.

Saran · October 2009

That he wasn't ready to have a vasectomy. Uhh, hello, we have 2 sets of twins and baby #5 on they way! Indifferent

misswhit85 · October 2009

This has to be the worst thing he's said in our entire 6 years together. I had recently told him that I found his old co-worker from 3 years ago attractive.

DH: so how often do you fantasize about ex co-worker while we're having sex?

Me: um, never. How often do you fantasize about other people while we're having sex?

DH: just every once in a while. How about you?

Me: Never, I would never do that.

DH: I'm so sorry baby, I shouldn't have said that. It was only Megan Fox, it's not like it was a real person.

He appologized for days and days and still brings it up every now and then.

Prinycesa07 · October 2009

It's a tie between 2.

1. A few weeks ago i said "my right side is much harder, she must be more over there". He feels both sides of my stomach and says "wow, yeah, the left side is really loose and flabby." Hmmm, thanks.

2. I was getting changed and he looked at me when i took my shirt off and said "you should put some lotion on those stretch marks".

erinshaneb · October 2009

There are so many..I think one would have to be..do you really need that..you need to watch how much weight you gain..your hey your feet are getting meaty..My sister also told me that all my weight gain must be baby bcuz my hips don't look as chunky as they did before..

monica93555 · October 2009

We went for a walk a few days ago and I was seriously lagging. He asked me if I wanted him to go get a fork lift to take me home on.

brainwashxx · October 2009

Mine is that is my a$$ is now WAY too big for his liking. It was already the largest part on me and apparently it's taking over and making him uncomfortable.

daniellelee83 · October 2009

Wow..I feel better after reading some of these.Thanks girls! Anyways I have also gotten the whole "my back hurts, can you give me a massage?" bs as well. Maybe I'm just being too sensitve but it really p'd me off because my back and pelvis have been out so bad that regularly over the last 5 months I literally can't walk at times and have to practically beg for a back rub from him.

Also,I have been blessed with morning sickness that will not go away even after 8 months and after a quite draining puke-athon one night I said "this sucks,don't you feel bad for me?"and he said "you've been sick for so long..it's getting old.I can only feel bad for so long."

Then there's my favorite: "we shouldn't have anymore kids because I don't think I can survive you being pregnant again."

finally2006 · October 2009

We were hanging out with some of DH's co-workers and he called me his "little pregaopotamus" . I was less than amused.

pleasantsarg · October 2009

We are renovating our house, so contractors are in and around everyday.

So I guess the worst thing he has said to me is that "the contractors hate dealing with me" because I "always change things". . . which just makes me feel terrible because I am just trying to figure out things that need to be fixed- like right now our water pressure in the shower is so strong that I have to balance on the side of the tub to wipe down our ceilings and walls when I am done showering. The new bathroom walls get so soaked and I worry about them falling apart.

ckbride2005 · October 2009

Mine said..."I want to start taking belly pics of you so when you start complaining after the baby that your fat, I can show you the pics to remind you how big you were."

He immediately stopped and said "OHH that didn't come out right!"

I told him he was lucky that I wasn't hormonal today.

Vuja_de · October 2009

he compared carrying around his tool belt for 8 hours and the back pain it caused to me carrying around this child 24/7.

Oh and then last night he said my back pain couldn't compare to his. Yeah he is a dumbass.

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