So last night while we were getting it on, dh was all like "The one great thing about your ass getting so much bigger is that this is a lot more fun."
gee thanks honey. Poor guy, he immediately was apologetic about how badly that came off.
So share your dh's worst offense.


Re: What's the worst thing dh has said to you?
YES! My DH was complaining about his back hurting the other day! I just stared at him and said I don't care!
DH told me, in the middle of me being annoyed over something stupid, that if Im gonna be this depressed, maybe we shouldnt have another kid naturally.
One day, I complained that I felt like a beached whale. His response?
"At least you're a cute beached whale"
Annelise 3.22.2007 Norah 10.24.2009 Amelia 8.7.2011
I got something to this effect also. Also last pg, he let me know when my yoga pants were starting to get too tight. Needless to say, he has been perfect with his comments this time around! He's a quick learner.
"I've never been more uncomfortable sleeping than I have been during your pregnancy."
I set it up so partially my fault.
We were talking about the pregnacy and I said "You know, I really haven't been that hormonal."
DH got this dear in the headlights look and I nearly killed him...
I think he meant it as a compliment, but one day he told me, "Your boobs have gotten so big! They're all big and floppy now!"
Floppy? Really? Please don't ever describe any part of my body as "floppy".
Earlier on in my pregnancy I asked my DH if I looked pregnant yet or if I was still at the stage where I just looked chunky and he responded with "Is there a difference?"
Nice.
This has to be the worst thing he's said in our entire 6 years together. I had recently told him that I found his old co-worker from 3 years ago attractive.
DH: so how often do you fantasize about ex co-worker while we're having sex?
Me: um, never. How often do you fantasize about other people while we're having sex?
DH: just every once in a while. How about you?
Me: Never, I would never do that.
DH: I'm so sorry baby, I shouldn't have said that. It was only Megan Fox, it's not like it was a real person.
He appologized for days and days and still brings it up every now and then.
It's a tie between 2.
1. A few weeks ago i said "my right side is much harder, she must be more over there". He feels both sides of my stomach and says "wow, yeah, the left side is really loose and flabby." Hmmm, thanks.
2. I was getting changed and he looked at me when i took my shirt off and said "you should put some lotion on those stretch marks".
Owen- April 2011
Olivia- Due December 24th
Wow..I feel better after reading some of these.Thanks girls! Anyways I have also gotten the whole "my back hurts, can you give me a massage?" bs as well. Maybe I'm just being too sensitve but it really p'd me off because my back and pelvis have been out so bad that regularly over the last 5 months I literally can't walk at times and have to practically beg for a back rub from him.
Also,I have been blessed with morning sickness that will not go away even after 8 months and after a quite draining puke-athon one night I said "this sucks,don't you feel bad for me?"and he said "you've been sick for so long..it's getting old.I can only feel bad for so long."
Then there's my favorite: "we shouldn't have anymore kids because I don't think I can survive you being pregnant again."
We are renovating our house, so contractors are in and around everyday.
So I guess the worst thing he has said to me is that "the contractors hate dealing with me" because I "always change things". . . which just makes me feel terrible because I am just trying to figure out things that need to be fixed- like right now our water pressure in the shower is so strong that I have to balance on the side of the tub to wipe down our ceilings and walls when I am done showering. The new bathroom walls get so soaked and I worry about them falling apart.
Mine said..."I want to start taking belly pics of you so when you start complaining after the baby that your fat, I can show you the pics to remind you how big you were."
He immediately stopped and said "OHH that didn't come out right!"
I told him he was lucky that I wasn't hormonal today.
he compared carrying around his tool belt for 8 hours and the back pain it caused to me carrying around this child 24/7.
Oh and then last night he said my back pain couldn't compare to his. Yeah he is a dumbass.