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Parenting after a Loss
***Saturday Confessions***
Let's make em good.
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Re: ***Saturday Confessions***
* When I have sex lately, I fart when I reach the big O and it's completely embarrassing. And those times that I haven't farted, I came so close that I stifled my O because I felt it coming.
* DH showed me a video of some ass he works with. He got on an elevator in an attempt to fix it as it was malfunctioning. Come on who gets on a broken elevator?
* I've already decorated the house we looked at today and we won't even hear about whether we get it until tomorrow night.
* I've decided on names, nursery decor, toys, clothes, etc for a new baby. I'm expecting AF to show her ugly face tomorrow. I'm totally expecting no need to test.
* I wish more of the new moms on this board discussed more mundane day to day life things on here. That would definitely pick the board back up. Just any stupidly funny thing that happened.
* I have resorted to lurking lately for no reason at all. I wish I even had an excuse that I could make up. But, unless laziness has become a viable excuse, I am outta luck.
* Jocelyn HATES drinking formula. She has completely stopped growing, so I have to basically force the stuff down her throat. You should see the looks she gives me as I try and offer her the bottle and/or sippy cup time and time again. It's like she is saying "Listen lady, I don't know how to make it any clearer to you. I have spit out the formula, locked my lips tight, pushed the cup away.... take a hint already!!"
LMAO! When I was 5 days pp, my milk had really come in and I was leaking in the shower with no help. I was so thrilled with my new party trick that I showed dh when I got out. Well he started making jokes & I was laughing so hard.
With every laugh I shot further & further in a straight stream. Which in turn made me laugh even harder.
* I came really close to making it a whole day without leaving the house at all today. I've had something to do everyday since July!
* It was beer and ice cream that got me out of the house.
Surgery for ectopic pregnancy June 3, 2008
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BFP #2 September 25, 2008
Baby boy born June 4, 2009 at 40 weeks
8 pounds 13 ounces and 23 inches
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BFP #3 February 6, 2011
First U/S February 25, 2011 = TWINS!!!
Boy/girl twins born October 4, 2011
I can think of no better reason to leave the house.
- I am sooo pissed at DH. I've been doing stuff all night and I get ZERO help. Landon starts fussin 10 mins after I rocked him to sleep and he flips out and is like "all he wants is to be with us. he doesn't like being by himself in his room". So while I'm doing everything else i'll take Landon because you're pissed he interupted your damn war craft game.
- I would love to delete his war craft account.
- I know I'm gonna be up all night because my supply has dropped and I'm sure it won't satisfy Landon enough to sleep 4+ hours. I'm so effin tired right now. I'm sure I'll get crap from DH if I make him get up instead.
-Seriously anyone else's DH totally crappy in the middle of the night??
12.6.07 CP at 5w
5.21.08 BO discovered at 7w, D&E at 8w3d
8.31.08 CP at 4w5d
BFP Sept 25, 2008 bfp buddy lkstor Landon born June 6, 2009
3.25.11 missed m/c discovered at 9w6d, D&E at 10w2d
4.28.11 MTHFR a1298c homozygous discovered
4.2011 Began NaProTechnology
10.12.11 Diagnosed with Type III Luteal Phase Defect
10.2011 Starting hcg injections on 5, 7 & 9 dpo
BFP 12.7.11 - EDD 8.14.12 - IT'S A BOY! Fruit Baby
Life During and After RPL
* I have no will power what so ever. I really need to lose this baby weight and I just enjoy food too much.....
*I am obsessed with finding the perfect diaper. DH thinks I'm a lunatic because after F has grown out of swaddlers, I now find my self buying all different brands thinking I am missing out.....
I was JUST going to confess this! DH spends more time on that game lately then he does with us....I'm seriously contemplating deleting his account.
*I guess to add to my above confession, I am kind of glad DH is on his game right now. I'm watching "A Walk to Remember" and it always makes me cry. I hate watching sappy movies with him.
*I'm so not looking foward to lunch with the IL's tomorrow. We are getting together for FIL's birthday and all he ever does is comlain about everything. Plus his fiance will be there with her girls and I hate how the youngest (she's like 7) is always in K's face.