"No eating toilet paper"
What are some phrases you've used since becoming a parent that you never thought you'd say?
We do not TOUCH poopy...we do not EAT poopy...we do not PAINT with poopy...all poopy goes IN the potty
Just you wait, you WILL say it :-D
Yes, HE (the man standing in front of us at ANY checkout line) is a boy, so you're right...he DOES have a penis"
LOL! Love these.
"No, the dog does not want to wear your shoes."
DD- 9 DS-6 c/p- April 2016 missed m/c- 6w5d; discovered 8w2d- September 2016
"Do I have poop on my arm?"
"Is that poop on your arm?"
"YAY! Poopy!"
"Its not necessary to tell everyone in the store that you and your Daddy have a penis"
"we don't play with our pee pee at the table"
"that was the best poop ever...good job"
Please do not lick the floor.
Please do not eat your shoe.
Please do not eat your sock.
From DH re penis - If you don't stop, your gonna pull it off!!!
"We do not eat the fireplace, sweetie"
"We do not eat catfood, sweetie"
"those are my boobies" (said on a daily basis)
We do not poop in the bathtub, EWWWW that is yuckie.
Re: Something I never thought I'd say...
We do not TOUCH poopy...we do not EAT poopy...we do not PAINT with poopy...all poopy goes IN the potty
Just you wait, you WILL say it :-D
Yes, HE (the man standing in front of us at ANY checkout line) is a boy, so you're right...he DOES have a penis"
LOL! Love these.
"No, the dog does not want to wear your shoes."
DD- 9
DS-6
c/p- April 2016
missed m/c- 6w5d; discovered 8w2d- September 2016
DD- 9
DS-6
c/p- April 2016
missed m/c- 6w5d; discovered 8w2d- September 2016
"Do I have poop on my arm?"
"Is that poop on your arm?"
"YAY! Poopy!"
DMoney will be a kickass big sister
"Its not necessary to tell everyone in the store that you and your Daddy have a penis"
"we don't play with our pee pee at the table"
"that was the best poop ever...good job"
Please do not lick the floor.
Please do not eat your shoe.
Please do not eat your sock.
From DH re penis - If you don't stop, your gonna pull it off!!!
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"We do not eat the fireplace, sweetie"
"We do not eat catfood, sweetie"
"those are my boobies" (said on a daily basis)
We do not poop in the bathtub, EWWWW that is yuckie.