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Pretend dry humping me in the kitchen is not foreplay...

amy&tim09amy&tim09
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Seriously!? DH is all upset because he says I never touch him or give him affection. Are you kidding?? I'm sorry but I haven't showered in 2 days, My hair smells like baby puke and I can barely keep my eyes open! I'm sorry, but rubbing up on me while I am trying to make a bottle doesn't get me all hot and bothered. Maybe you should try doing the dishes or folding some laundry. That will get me in the mood....
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  • ShleiShlei
    This made me giggle in complete sympathy. My sex drive is nearly non existent and in turn, has turned my fiance into a teenager. He does this stuff to me all the time. I understand
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  • jennylove1084jennylove1084
    Hilarious! I think they do it so they can say they tried but got shot down :)

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  • ceg2483ceg2483

    My DH does this to me (also in the kitchen!) to be silly. 

    I had to tell him that if he wants to seriously signal to me that he's in the mood, he'd better find another way to do so quickly.  Because that ain't working.

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  • IselaCidIselaCid member
    My DH does this too, and totally doesn't get it when I don't react by jumping his bones.  Why do they think that will work!?!!?
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  • jl_ncjl_nc
    lol. my dh and your dh MUST be one in the same.gah! he does the same thing and complains about it. sex is the LAST thing on my mind. we have done it once since DD was born...now he thinks that we can go back to where we were 2 years ago. hahaha nope.
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  • kklickkakklickka member

    I totally could have written this post.  The only time I see DH is when we get into bed; he's either at work, at school, or studying.  Then his idea of romance is turning to me in bed when I'm EXHAUSTED and saying, "Wanna do it?"

    Oh yeah, that's totally hot. 

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  • GreenEyedBriGreenEyedBri
    I feel your pain!!!  After a long day of taking care of a screaming/spitting up/poopy diaper baby the last thing I want to do is have sex!  But sadly, DH is 650 miles away and I haven't seen him for a week so I'd give anything to have him try and seduce me...
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  • AutumnBride929AutumnBride929

    OMG

    LMAO 

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  • txbabs111txbabs111 member
    I completely agree. DH and I had a few cocktails tonight after DD went to bed and he just came out of the bedroom nude and struck a pose. Umm, seriously? WTF? That is not sexy, you weirdo.
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