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NBR: My new favorite blog
Here's a great way to kill some time tomorrow: Not Always Right
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Re: NBR: My new favorite blog
In love. I just read this for an hour. Thanks Chibi.
::dies at this one::
Me: ?Hi there, what would you like??
Customer: ?I?ll take a BLT sub.?
Me: ?Coming right up?? *makes order*
Customer: ?What?s that thing that looks like cat food??
Me: ?It?s tuna, ma?am.?
Customer: ?Can I get some of it in my sub??
Me: ?Sure, but it?s going to cost some extra.?
Customer: ?I don?t mind. I wanna try that cat food.?
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
I like this one:
Customer: ?I?m looking for an outfit for a one year old girl.?
Me: ?Sure, all of the twelve month clothing is in this section.?
Customer: ?No, she?s one.?
Me: ?Right, so that would be over here.?
Customer: ?You just said that was twelve months!?
Me: ?Yes.?
Customer: *slowly* ?I?m looking for ONE YEAR.?
Me: ?Would you like to go up one size to 18 months??
Customer: ?Is there someone else who can help me??
(I go and get my manager.)
Manager: ?How can I help you??
Customer: ?Your employee doesn?t understand English. I?m looking for clothing for my one year old granddaughter.?
Manager: ?The twelve month clothes are over here.?
Customer: ?What is WRONG with you people??
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
This is an awesome blog! Wow, I wish I had kept all of my stories.
I've already emailed this to so many people.
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