She's down to watch our birds while we're away in CT for the next few days. DH picked her up this morning while I was out running errands and doing groceries. DH finished his last night shift last night so as soon as he got home he went to bed. I just got home and my house is now a frigging disaster. She has her shiit everywhere.
Apparently she thinks it's ok for her to bring all of her laundry to our house to do, and leave it in a pile on the love seat. And she's planted her fat ass in the middle of the couch and surrounded herself with pillows so no one else can sit there while she's watching her soaps (so I assume she'll be there until 5pm when she'll finally get up expecting dinner). I'm stuck sitting at the effing kitchen table on a hard chair while she's taking up both of our comfy seating areas in the living room.
My dining room table is covered in more of her shiit. Her suitcase is at the bottom of my stairs so no one can get up or down without climbing over it. Her jacket is hung on the bannister instead of in the laundry room where the rest of the coats are hung.
She's only been here for 2 freaking hours...WTF?! How do you make that much of a mess in 2 hours?!
Re: I'm going to punch my SIL in the face.
I had to LOL at the visual of you sitting at the kitchen table pounding away at the keyboard with steam coming out of your ears while she is sitting on her...probably fatass...watching soaps.
Sorry you have to deal with that, makes me wonder what the place will look like when you get back from CT.
Can I toss her on the floor instead? :P
She does this nasty throat clearing thing like every 5 seconds, so I think I'd puke if I sat beside her for too long. I might be better off here in the kitchen.
I would do exactly this.
Annelise 3.22.2007 Norah 10.24.2009 Amelia 8.7.2011
This was my thought exactly.
I would also probably tell her to move to the other side of the couch if she's sitting in the middle. Maybe I'm just a ***, though.
Annelise 3.22.2007 Norah 10.24.2009 Amelia 8.7.2011
She's using your utilities, taking up space in your home, leaving her shiit everywhere and you are allowing this? Oh hell no! She clears her throat like she's diggin for clams too? Nah, not happenin.
Take all of her stuff and put it in one location out of the way so you don't hurt yourself. If she says anything remind her where the hell she is and she's there by your courtesy.
Stay on her.
Um, wow.
Yeah, my husband would be hearing about it so he could deal with the situation! But I would ask her to keep her things in one area so that I don't kill myself walking around. No way am I climbing over a suitcase!