Daycare was having a parent teacher night which I pretty much forgot about till today at work. It was from 6-7. We usually pickup at 5-5:30 and eat dinner around 6. So the only way this was going to work is if we fed DS before the meeting. DH and I picked him up and to save time we went to a nearby Chili's. As I was getting out of the car I realized that I had no diapers, no diaper bag, etc.. But I thought, we will only be here for an hour and then we are back to daycare where they all of that stuff. Midway into dinner, DS starts to push and hard. Great. But he would survive for another 30 minutes, right? We have never had a OMG emergency before...
Well we see that we are running a little late and ask the waitress for the check. I grab DS out of the high chair and DH makes a comment about the smell. Then he notices some wetness on his pants. I look down and his pants are bulging on one side. I immediately go to the car where I have the following supplies - CVS brand handy wipes, papertowels, and one swim diaper. So I get him cleaned up and we drive the 1/2 mile to daycare where we enter late in front of all of the other parents. DS at this point is in a good shirt (bc it was picture day), a swim diaper and nothing else, no shoes, no socks.
Yes, mother of the year.
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