Yesterday afternoon my phone rings...
Me: Hello
Mom on the other line: Hi, what's Audra doing?
Me: Sleeping
Mom: WHY AREN"T YOU TAKING A NAP THEN!
Me: I've got too much to do.
Mom: Well, fine I'm not gonna call to make sure that you're napping anymore, you know that you need the sleep.
Me: If you called to see if I was sleeping wouldn't the phone have woken me up?
Mom: Oh stop.
:: headdesk ::
Re: Lol mom...
That's funny.