Well, let me back up. Before bed, I was putting away laundry. When I'd finally finished, I walked around to my side, excited to slide into our fresh, white sheets, and relax with DH for a little while. I plopped down and immediately felt cold, wet, squishiness under my bum.
I completely forgot that I put down my paper towel with blueberries on the bed while I put away my clothes. Murdered blueberries all over my side of the bed. It looked like I'd had a blue period! DH hates hates hates that I eat in bed, and this made him pretty upset. But he was a good sport about it.
Thank god for the Tide pen.
Re: The other night, in bed
LOLOLOL
You need your own sitcom
Seriously, this is straight out of Friends. Sounds like something Chandler would have done with Monica.
Hope it all comes out!
Heehee!