You Know You're a Drive By if...

Dragonfly1226 · September 2009

you have to start your BFP post by saying "I don't really post here, but I lurk."

Your turn!

kimarino13 · September 2009

... you come back later to call us all biitches!

ked1068 · September 2009

you promise (in your BFP announcement, of course) to stick around, although you never will.

tjhslh06 · September 2009

You know you're a drive by if...

You start with, "well i dont post here often so let me INTRODUCE myself and give a backstory!"

who's next?

MrsP71506 · September 2009

you tell us that you have been a long time lurker and love the support from the board, but then come back later to tell us that all we do is *** and moan about IF

RFBsbride · September 2009

... Your siggy is as empty as my uterus!

tjhslh06 · September 2009

kimarino13:
... you come back later to call us all biitches!

LOL this may very well be my fav! well put!

Dragonfly1226 · September 2009

RFBsbride:
... Your siggy is as empty as my uterus!

Ooooohhh... This is a GOOD one!

You are en fuego tonight!

armywife76 · September 2009

Dragonfly1226:

you have to start your BFP post by saying "I don't really post here, but I lurk."

Your turn!

'

Exactly! I missed all the fun, but just wanted to say you made me proud ladies ; )

Anasara · September 2009

...you don't know why we find Yankee Candles amusing.

SweetDahlia · September 2009

RFBsbride:
... Your siggy is as empty as my uterus!

OMG too funny and so true. I just hate that.

I agree with all of these. I am too tired to think of one though.

kimarino13 · September 2009

It's so classic. They come here with their, "I know I don't post much, but I lurk a lot" story, their online bubble goes off, they get mildly flamed, and then come back hours later to call us bitter biitches, throwing in a "I thought you ladies were supportive. I will never post here again."

It's so predictable!

RFBsbride · September 2009

... You think BFP stands for "B*tch's First Post!"

Angel1122 · September 2009

LOL to all of these

Mouseygail · September 2009

RFBsbride:
... You think BFP stands for "Bitches First Post!"

HA! Wish I were feeling clever tonight...but my snark is low for once...sigh.

Angel1122 · September 2009

Wait, I've read people referring to these, but I actually am not exactly sure why they are so amusing...I know it has something to do with throwing them, (there have been so many times I've wanted to throw them myself) but I'm not sure if it's an inside joke sort of thing...can someone please clarify?

Dragonfly1226 · September 2009

Angel1122:
Wait, I've read people referring to these, but I actually am not exactly sure why they are so amusing...I know it has something to do with throwing them, (there have been so many times I've wanted to throw them myself) but I'm not sure if it's an inside joke sort of thing...can someone please clarify?

That's it... throwing them to take out aggression, anger, etc. You're definitely not a lurker

Mrs.HisOnly · September 2009

Lol RFB! you're definitely on fire tonight!!

and Smilee totally gets kudos again for the Yankee Candles.

sidney4 · September 2009

Dragonfly1226:
RFBsbride:
... Your siggy is as empty as my uterus!
Ooooohhh... This is a GOOD one!
You are en fuego tonight!

hahahahahaha!! I needed a chuckle...this has been a long week!

momma mimi · September 2009

It is sad that we have to deal with the drive by BFPs. You ladies do a great job of standing up for us all on this board. I never get to read the posts until late at night so I'm no help there.

These reasons are funny though.