With all the Duggar, Palin, Gossilen who ever else drama, who do you wish would just STHU and go on? Family, friends...vent here! I think we need that every once in a while
My SIL and MIL who want to "pick" when I have my baby and try to be the mothers to my dd already. I almost wish I could sew her in there so they can't get a hold of her.
This sounds awful because I love her, but my MIL. Our toilet is being repaired so I went to her house to use hers and she kept trying to give me a bucket or "slop jar" for tonight, even though I told her I would rather sleep at my parent's than pee in a bucket. She would not stop talking about it or trying to give me one until I got teary and left.
All the menopausal old women I work with, my bf's Grandmother, my best friend who is angry that people bought from my registry for me and we made money at our yard sale (she registered for really expensive ridiculous items for her wedding last year and got none of them and she's been having yard sales all summer and is $150 in the hole from them), the Duggars, Palin clan and Levi, the Gosselins... and probably me at this point...
My next door neighobors who are in the band. I'm sorry but if I'm finally able to go to sleep at 3 in the damn morning, I don't want to be woken up by someone playing their saxophone badly.
The mail guy at work who asks me every single day how much longer I have and then proceeds to tell me that when I have 30 days left I should tell my husband to move out of the house because I will be "unbearable to live with."
My next door neighobors who are in the band. I'm sorry but if I'm finally able to go to sleep at 3 in the damn morning, I don't want to be woken up by someone playing their saxophone badly.
I've called the cops numerous times on them.
Jess. is this at the new house?I'm sorry if it is.
The subway station musician who plays "Besame Mucho" every morning, and the mariachi band that plays on the subway cars. I don't need to hear either at 9am.
"For a long time there were only your footprints & laughter in our dreams & even from such small things, we knew we could not wait to love you forever."
The dogs that are in my office (we're dog friendly). It's seriously so annoying. They pee and poop all over the floor and also bark all day. It's super distracting and annoying.
In advance of this upcoming weekend, I want to give an early STFU to my husband's family that I will be seeing at his family reunion. I can't wait for the barrage of unsolicited advice from his "expert" aunts and cousins.
My co-irker who sits next to me and tells me when he can or can't get his wife off. Seriously. I don't give a crap.
Speidi. That ventriloquist looking boy gets on my last nerve. And the fact that she loves him makes her just as bad.
One of our VPs today who said "when are you due again? You sure look bigger than you should. I might look at getting a new o/b." Facts: he's a 65 year old, stepdad who didn't have his own kids, doesn't know sh!t about kids in general, nincompoop. Pretty sure he's not my go-to guy on pregnancy advice.
BF's brother. Every time he opens his mouth its about some drama that he is putting himself through. Since he and bf also work together, a lot of the drama is work related and I wish I could shut him up cause i know it stresses out my bf (who is his boss).
Blah its like he's my own misfit little brother. Except my actual younger brothers are so much better than him.
everyone who walks in my office and says "what are you still doing here, isnt it about time for you to take off to have that baby? are you going to deliver her at work?"
actually everyone who walks in my office and makes any sort of comment about being pregnant, because NONE of them have ANY common sense!
Heidi and Spencer, Jon Gosslin (are you even a dad anymore), the Duggars (I am grossed out by them procrating), Lindsay Lohan, who the real father of MJs' kids are, DH (you tell me to ask for help and then want to walk me through it), our nanny/housekeeper (she started yesterday to help around the house and got mad that I was drinking OJ and coffee. She also insists on driving me to the dr. next week. I am hoping I don't make it another week!)
Re: NBR: Who do you wish would shut up?
My baby is two!!! Baby girl 9/17/09
My other baby is still a baby! Baby Boy 11-30-11
If my mother comes over my house uninvited one more time just to tell me that my house isnt "clean" enough, Im going to shoot her.
My next door neighobors who are in the band. I'm sorry but if I'm finally able to go to sleep at 3 in the damn morning, I don't want to be woken up by someone playing their saxophone badly.
I've called the cops numerous times on them.
Jess. is this at the new house?I'm sorry if it is.
My co-irker who sits next to me and tells me when he can or can't get his wife off. Seriously. I don't give a crap.
Speidi. That ventriloquist looking boy gets on my last nerve. And the fact that she loves him makes her just as bad.
One of our VPs today who said "when are you due again? You sure look bigger than you should. I might look at getting a new o/b." Facts: he's a 65 year old, stepdad who didn't have his own kids, doesn't know sh!t about kids in general, nincompoop. Pretty sure he's not my go-to guy on pregnancy advice.
BF's brother. Every time he opens his mouth its about some drama that he is putting himself through. Since he and bf also work together, a lot of the drama is work related and I wish I could shut him up cause i know it stresses out my bf (who is his boss).
Blah its like he's my own misfit little brother. Except my actual younger brothers are so much better than him.
This broad:

And my MIL everytime she says "Oooooooh look at that baby!" You're not looking at the BABY, you're looking at MAH BELLY. Start making sense, woman!
Everyone who talks about John Gosselin.
All my male coworkers.
everyone who walks in my office and says "what are you still doing here, isnt it about time for you to take off to have that baby? are you going to deliver her at work?"
actually everyone who walks in my office and makes any sort of comment about being pregnant, because NONE of them have ANY common sense!