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How long until her uterus falls out?

Sure this has been posted but I just saw it. They are some busy people ... in more ways than one.

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,545163,00.html??test=faces

 

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Re: How long until her uterus falls out?

  • When the EFF do they have time to screw? Seriously.
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  • imageMelandJeff:
    When the EFF do they have time to screw? Seriously.

    I was wondering the same thing.  

    I'm surprised that her uterus has lasted this long. 

    Ms. A  - 2007, Mr. C - 2009
  • imageroxy_jj:

    imageMelandJeff:
    When the EFF do they have time to screw? Seriously.

    I was wondering the same thing.  

    I'm surprised that her uterus has lasted this long. 

    I'm kind of jealous seeing as how I've only had two and my uterus is already prolapsing.  She must have strong ligaments.

    Dee Dee DS Elijah Xin 3/11/05 DD Evangeline Mei 8/24/06
  • Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 
  • I wonder if he can even feel it any more...

     

    "honey, is it in yet?

    I dont know, is it?

    Not sure, lemme check...yeah, I think so...

    Well, when your done, think you put your head up there and bob it around a few times so I can get off too?

    Oh yeah, sure. "

  • Seriously.  When your kids are having kids it is time for you to stop.  I feel sorry for the kids.  They can't possibly get enough attention.  I see massive therapy bills in their futures.
  • I guess some women's bodies can handle it.  

    Mine can't.  My cervix started giving out at 12wks.  My pelvis cracked.  #3 did me in and I'm still limping and feeling like crap.  

    I also love how she can BF while doing anything....laundry, cooking, hiking with the baby precariously perched on the My Breast Friend.  

    I have to say though....the episode where the baby was sick and they had no power - she's my hero.  They asked how long it's been since she slept and she said it had been about a week, but there will be plenty of time to sleep later, smiling her big "life's wonderful, no, I'm not on anything" smile.  I couldn't muster a smile right now for anything, I'm so tired.  But, it doesn't even seem to bother her.  

  • I totally love how she said she was actually SURPRISED that she was pregnant again. ?REALLY? ?You don't use birth control, hyaalllooo. ?

    That, and it took her a while to realize it.. ?you'd think after the first 18 she'd farking know the instant the sperm hit. ?gah.

  • My thoughts exactly !!  It's unreal.  I heard about it yesterday and nearly threw up in my mouth - enough is enough already. 
  • imageMelandJeff:

    I wonder if he can even feel it any more...

     

    "honey, is it in yet?

    I dont know, is it?

    Not sure, lemme check...yeah, I think so...

    Well, when your done, think you put your head up there and bob it around a few times so I can get off too?

    Oh yeah, sure. "

    Or, what they could do to ensure the spermies get in there is she could jerk him off, if he's excited enough, it could squirt right into his mouth and then he could get a straw and blow it all up in there.

    Just a thought...

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