So, I've been doing some reading online... from what I gather (been reading up on how prometrium works), you haven't popped out an egg 138 days. WTF reproductive system? I've been sneezing like crazy lately and still nothing???
Thank you for being a useless piece of ***. Also, would like to take this opportunity to thank you so much for getting me KTFU when I was least expecting it, and making me realize I want a baby, only to lose it 6 months down the road.
Kudos to you, reproductive system. You have successfully gained control of my life. Shape the F up, or I will be forced to drown you in alcohol (preferably rum).
Yours truly,
Your disgruntled owner.
Re: Dear reproductive system...
B*itch is gonna get headbutted.
Dude. Carrie's Reproductive system: I think she's serious. And I'll *send* her the rum to ram you into productivity.
Cough it up. Cough up the eggie. Now.
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