https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays His latest post:
"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to sh!t. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Re: I love Justin's dad
OMG hilarious! And this one sounds like my family:
to my bro-"Your baby dropped his binky. The binky is on the table. THE BINKY IS ON THE TABLE. BINKY ON TABLE. PICK.UP.THE.BINKY. Thank you."
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12