but I think I may be in early labor. I keep having to force myself to breathe through these contractions. They hurt worse than any "false" labor contractions I've had so far. They've been uncomfortable all day, but in the last hour or so, they've gotten painful and are pretty close together.
Oh my gosh. Not only will I poop on the table, but I will absolutely blow it up in there since I'm constipated and just took those stool softeners and buttload of milk of magnesia. Just my luck.
Re: I'm reaaaally trying not to get worked up
Ha ha, you should patent this stuff.
Yay! How exciting. Good luck and keep us posted.
That last part will totally be me too