Random Thoughts for the Day...

lindseystenlund · August 2009

I got this in an email today... thought I'd share it with you all... I thought it was pretty funny... and true and the best part is it has nothing to do with lunch meat, nail polish or cat piss. Enjoy!

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a *** from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!

JenM28 · August 2009

LOL I just got this email the other day and laughed so hard! It's all very true!!!

VTPurity · August 2009

This made me laugh a lot. ?Thanks for posting it.

mrs_sisco · August 2009

NICE!! I'm going to share those with my DH...very funny.

potluckbride · August 2009

Ugh, I hate the CNN video thing the most! Don't people read anymore? It's always like "Horrific Fire Takes Lives of Six Babies - Watch Video" Who wants to see that?!?!

(I know the video doesn't actually show that, but the way they write it makes me cringe)