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fantasy poll about facebook...

DC+PittsburghBrideDC+PittsburghBride
in Infertility

I'm a FB addict, but like many of you, I can't stand the baby announcements, the delivery announcements, the endless pictures of peoples' kids....

Sometime I fantasize about posting something really nasty about it....

 Do you ever? 

Lets fantasize about what we would post!

Me:" Dear people who feel the need to post every single detail about their pregnancies, thanks for making me feel like s#*@..."

Or: "Do you have any life outside of your kids?"

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  • beadgirl2beadgirl2 member
    Another IF friend and I were talking the other day about it and came to the agreement that they should have a facebook for mom's and call it "lamebook".  ha ha.  but not for SAIF moms-they are cool.
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  • RFBsbrideRFBsbride member

    Oh man, I've wanted to write a couple of things to a couple of my friends in particular.  I would write:

    Kelli is sick and tired of hearing about how little sleep you got last night.  If you want more sleep, make your kids sleep IN THEIR OWN BEDS!!!

    Kelli would like to request that if you post one more video of your kid, please at least make it funny!  There's nothing enjoyable about watching your kid drool and coo at the camera while you say "Say Mama!  Say Mama!" in the background for the hundredth time!

    Kelli wants to vomit every time you talk about how pointless your life was before you became a mother!

    Ahhhhhh - it felt good to get that out.  Thanks!

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  • DaniGirl0517DaniGirl0517 member
    I will probably be in that category of douchtacular people when I get 2 pink lines, but for now I hate them.  Read this post, too funny!  I wish I had the courage to do something like that.  I would like to just go post on their page something ridiculously mean like: "Are you sure you're pg?  I think you just look fat, maybe it's just a food baby." or "My dog is cuter than your kid, seriously STFU about him"  Of course I'd never do this and it took me a while just to think of something mean to say, but I hate it being thrown in my face.
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  • yodasmistressyodasmistress member
    "Does posting a pic of your child as your profile pic mean you have no identity outside of your reproductive capacities?"
     
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  • Spartygirl14Spartygirl14
    My niece who just had a baby AND STOLE THE NAME I WANTED TO USE tags me in every single photo of her baby, all 95 of them. So everytime she does, I tag her in a photo of my dog. She got the hint.
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  • beadgirl2beadgirl2 member

    imageSpartygirl14:
    My niece who just had a baby AND STOLE THE NAME I WANTED TO USE tags me in every single photo of her baby, all 95 of them. So everytime she does, I tag her in a photo of my dog. She got the hint.

    ha ha.  that's good. 

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  • hopecountshopecounts member

    imagebeadgirl2:
    Another IF friend and I were talking the other day about it and came to the agreement that they should have a facebook for mom's and call it "lamebook".  ha ha.  but not for SAIF moms-they are cool.

    very cute!

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  • DC+PittsburghBrideDC+PittsburghBride
    thanks for the laughs ladies.  Yes I feel much better and want to boot a bunch of people to lamebook!!!!
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