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The things they do that make us crack up

WineCountryWifeWineCountryWife
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Ok I'm sure this is posted a lot, but I need some hilarity in my day. So, tell me all about the hillarious things your kids do that make you laugh (even if maybe you shouldn't be laughing and encouraging the behavior Wink).

 

I'll start. Eleanor will sneak up to the coffee table, and if I've accidentally left my cell phone there, she will OH so sneakily slip it off the table and make a made dash in the opposite direction. I usually don't notice until she is running away that she has my phone, so I tell her no, which makes her only run faster, once I get up she knows she's in trouble and will ditch the phone, throwing it as far from her as she can, yeah - like I didn't see that, kid? And then get this innocent look on her face like, "What, why do you look so peeved, mom, geeze, I didn't do ANYthing. I swear." Soo hillarious, yet I can only laugh in my head.   

She also will freeze up her face in a funny smile/grimace, and make fists next to her cheeks and short of  just shake. She does this when she is really excited, usually involving food. Namely cheese.

Ok, I want to hear about your crack ups now! Smile

 

 

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  • fricksgirlfricksgirl member

    Alex sings the Veggie Tales theme song and then at then at the end he adds in "B!tches"!  He's like "Broccoli, celery, veggie tales, b!tches!"

    Which is even more hysterical since it's a Christian cartoon.

    It's really seriously funny.  But I know I shouldn't laugh...

     

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  • titantsmamatitantsmama

    Tyson shows everyone his "man chi chis"...

    He was playing one day with his nips and I told him to stop playing with his "man chi chis"...now he repeats it all.the.time. Note to self: only use terms I wish to be repeated over. And over. And over.

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  • jsugrinjsugrin member
    Andrew started rubbing his thumb and pointer finger together to get the cat to come (can you picture that, you know like here kitty, kitty), well I thought that was damn cute but THEN he started doing it for anything he wants to be near him so he'll bend down to his brother and it's here brother, brother, we're at Grandpa's and he wants him to follow him so he turns around and starts rubbing his fingers, here Grandpa, Grandpa.  Totally cracks me up.
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  • jsugrinjsugrin member

    Another one,

     A few days ago I'm changing Cooper's diaper on the bed and Andrew comes over, bends down so his face it right by the diaper and makes this horrified face, wrinkles up his nose and says "ehhhhhh" ( his version I guess of ick).

     

    Andrew is also a total tattle tale.  We're potty training and he'll poop on the floor or outside and instanstly come running to me fussing up a storm, grab my hand and drag me to said poop, then drags me to the paper towels and snatches it from my hand to go pick it up.  Then he runs as fast as he can to dump it in the toliet, flushes and waves goodbye.

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  • jsugrinjsugrin member

    I'm full of them I guess :)

     

    So potty training a toddler and trying to deal with infant feedings and naps are not always so compatible.  Awhile ago we were giving out Jelly Belly's as sucess treats.  Andrew tried a couple times to get my attention but I was so close to getting Cooper to sleep so I was shooing him away.  Pretty soon I see him pushing his step stool into our bedroom, I think nothing of it.  A few minutes later I hear him running down the hall, then see his feet fly up in the air and smack, flat on his back.  I also hear this odd, tink, tink, tink sound.  I run out to check that he's ok and find that he had climbed up to get the Jelly Belly's because apparently he thought he deserved a reward for peeing all over the floor.  So as he was running back to my bedroom he slipped in his pee and Jelly Belly's flew all over the place.  So here's my kid COVERED in pee, and with a bad of Jelly's in one hand he's using the other to rapidly grap as many pee covered Jelly's as he can while I am desperately trying to get him up (hard because he's pee slippery) and dig the pee covered Jelly Belly's out of his mouth.

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  • WineCountryWifeWineCountryWife
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    I'm full of them I guess :)

     

    So potty training a toddler and trying to deal with infant feedings and naps are not always so compatible.  Awhile ago we were giving out Jelly Belly's as sucess treats.  Andrew tried a couple times to get my attention but I was so close to getting Cooper to sleep so I was shooing him away.  Pretty soon I see him pushing his step stool into our bedroom, I think nothing of it.  A few minutes later I hear him running down the hall, then see his feet fly up in the air and smack, flat on his back.  I also hear this odd, tink, tink, tink sound.  I run out to check that he's ok and find that he had climbed up to get the Jelly Belly's because apparently he thought he deserved a reward for peeing all over the floor.  So as he was running back to my bedroom he slipped in his pee and Jelly Belly's flew all over the place.  So here's my kid COVERED in pee, and with a bad of Jelly's in one hand he's using the other to rapidly grap as many pee covered Jelly's as he can while I am desperately trying to get him up (hard because he's pee slippery) and dig the pee covered Jelly Belly's out of his mouth.

    OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. DH had to ask what was wrong, so I read it to him, and now we're both laughing.  Poor Andrew, but what a hilarious scene. And I LOVE his here kitty kitty call to everything. Too cute!

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    I'm full of them I guess :)

     

    So potty training a toddler and trying to deal with infant feedings and naps are not always so compatible.  Awhile ago we were giving out Jelly Belly's as sucess treats.  Andrew tried a couple times to get my attention but I was so close to getting Cooper to sleep so I was shooing him away.  Pretty soon I see him pushing his step stool into our bedroom, I think nothing of it.  A few minutes later I hear him running down the hall, then see his feet fly up in the air and smack, flat on his back.  I also hear this odd, tink, tink, tink sound.  I run out to check that he's ok and find that he had climbed up to get the Jelly Belly's because apparently he thought he deserved a reward for peeing all over the floor.  So as he was running back to my bedroom he slipped in his pee and Jelly Belly's flew all over the place.  So here's my kid COVERED in pee, and with a bad of Jelly's in one hand he's using the other to rapidly grap as many pee covered Jelly's as he can while I am desperately trying to get him up (hard because he's pee slippery) and dig the pee covered Jelly Belly's out of his mouth.

    OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. DH had to ask what was wrong, so I read it to him, and now we're both laughing.  Poor Andrew, but what a hilarious scene. And I LOVE his here kitty kitty call to everything. Too cute!

    LOL, that one made me laugh hard enough to tear up to - thanks, I really needed that today! I know I have some, but am so freakin exhausted I can't think of anything right now.

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  • teambaumerteambaumer
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    I'm full of them I guess :)

     

    So potty training a toddler and trying to deal with infant feedings and naps are not always so compatible.  Awhile ago we were giving out Jelly Belly's as sucess treats.  Andrew tried a couple times to get my attention but I was so close to getting Cooper to sleep so I was shooing him away.  Pretty soon I see him pushing his step stool into our bedroom, I think nothing of it.  A few minutes later I hear him running down the hall, then see his feet fly up in the air and smack, flat on his back.  I also hear this odd, tink, tink, tink sound.  I run out to check that he's ok and find that he had climbed up to get the Jelly Belly's because apparently he thought he deserved a reward for peeing all over the floor.  So as he was running back to my bedroom he slipped in his pee and Jelly Belly's flew all over the place.  So here's my kid COVERED in pee, and with a bad of Jelly's in one hand he's using the other to rapidly grap as many pee covered Jelly's as he can while I am desperately trying to get him up (hard because he's pee slippery) and dig the pee covered Jelly Belly's out of his mouth.

    I'm sure they aren't funny at the time, but when you look back it is hillarious.  You have your hands full with Andrew.

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  • jsugrinjsugrin member
    Even at the time I found the pee thing hysterical, when I finally got him to spit the beans out he must have had at least 10 of them in there.  It was particularly funny because Kellina has just posted about how do the 2 under 2 moms handle nap time and I thought well you don't want to know how it goes down in my house :)
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  • futrkingsleyfutrkingsley member
    I laughed until I cried too. Thank you!DS likes to lick stuff just to get us to freak out and say yucky. He'll lick my retainer box over and over( mostly just sticking out his tongue or putting it near his mouth) until I say yucky and then he laughs. So cute to see his sense of humor!
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