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-The Maury Show- Courtesy of GP!

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Okay ladies, here it is!

 

One of my favorite shows is The Maury Show!

It is so stretchy that in some places it is on up to 1,002 times a day. He has many sticky topics on his show, such as "'I'll prove you're my GP Bumpie 's father!'", "Is it a AW or a/an OPK?"

My favorite is, "Baby Dancing, bumping, and POAS'ing - my teen is out of control!" Most of his shows involve Craptastic mothers who are looking for their babies fathers. They test anywhere from 69 to 137 men. When the results come in Maury might say "Myrtle, you are NOT the Newbie!'" When this happens the Sexalicious lady starts to gyrate and runs into the Nursey.

My other favorite is when parents bring their pregnant teen girls on because they are acting too fertile. They usually come onstage wearing sexy DH's Undies, and yelling things like "Slap Yo' Momma!'" and "I'm Preggo!!!!!'" Then they confess all the terrible things they've done like stealing Opk's, smoking socks, and making out with 47 year old boys! After this Maury brings on Angelina Jolie to teach the girls a lesson and take them to Shoe camp. Wow! What an Insane show!

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