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Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months
lanie26
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The girl who cried wolf.
lanie26
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She can say "Help." This coupled with "OW MOMMY HEEEEELLLLLP!" in the middle of the night = me racing to her nursery to rescue her.
I arrive? She looks up at me and says "milk?" I say "ok come lets get some milk." I trot down to the kitchen, toddler in tow and she says "cookie?" and I say "no its night time, you can have milk and then you have to go back to bed." She nods and downs her milk.
"Outside?" Sigh. "no honey outside is sleeping right now. You need to get some sleep too. And mommy is tired. Let's go."
"Mommy bed?" Sigh. No you go to sleep in YOUR bed. Look at how nice it is. Look at your friends in there. Ok lie down and go to sleep. "night night" Night honey see you in the morning."
I flop back into bed and hear "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MOMMMY OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HEEELLLLP!"
Race back in. "Mommy bed."
Yeah fine. Mommy bed. Mommy got kicked in the head by a sassy toddler all night. J was working a night shift so she slept with me. I'm exhausted. And I have no idea where she learned that screaming help thing. Does anyone want a chunky monkey 1.5 year old? Anyone? Anyone?
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Re: The girl who cried wolf.
*sends copy of "you give a mouse a cookie"*
that sounds adorable, since it wasn't me. poor mommy lanie.
hahah yes. we have that. "mommma!! helllp!! mama! booobooo!!!"
::go into room::
"um, uh.... boo boo??" ::nothing wrong with her - she just wants a bandaid::
I like the saying, "outside is sleeping"
haha.
silly jo!
im sorry but this is adorable
Jonathan Dean 4.5.08
Anna Capri 5.4.11
Lol. If you're giving her away I'll take her! She's too cute... and obviously very smart if she's already learning manipulation!
Yup, we have that too. We keep superman bandaids under the sink and she frequently pulls those out and says "owwwwwww" and points to where she wants them on.
I'll take her! She'd have the perfect partner in crime here.
Jo is so adorable.... and oh so smart.
LOL
I'll take her--she cracks me up!
It's hard wired into their little brains.
Mine screams like a coyote is chewing off his leg, and when we run in from different rooms, ready to kill said coyote, he says "Chalk? Out?"
Yes, it's a chalk emergency. Stat.
I'm sorry to laugh, but that's the funniest thing. She knows how to get you.
And what a vocabulary already! I can't imagine DS talking like that in just two months.