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Random Thoughts of People Our Age
Now I am not sure what 'our age" is, but I am 29 and found this email chain pretty funny. I can't paste them all here, but here are a few of my favs. I had to share since I am laughing out loud by myself reading this.
"The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner."?
"My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?"
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever."
"I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.?What a waste.."
"There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far."
"Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...."
"Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!"
"While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart."
"Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a?complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"?"My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro."
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Re: Random Thoughts of People Our Age
The Jackson Journey
"My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?"
lol oh my gosh...how do you respond to that?!
"There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far."
Haha, so true.
Married in April 2007
One Furbaby - Adorable Pitt Mix
15 Months TTC....2nd Cycle of Letrozole - Success!
Expecting our first two little miracles - Boy/Girl Twins! - EDD March 3, 2017
High Risk Pregnancy - Type 1 Diabetic; Hypothyroidism; Di/Di Twin Pregnancy
I'm cracking up!
"Don't mind if I do!"
"Thanks mario cart!"
Love it!
Few more...
"I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option."?
"That's enough, Nickelback"
"Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?"
"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it."
"I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in."?
?"The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text."
"Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying."
"Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".?
LOL - thanks for the afternoon laugh!
My Chart
I hate when this happens during exams. I second guess everything.
hahah Love the one about watching movies!!!!!
So hysterical!
"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it."
That is sooooo me! There are so many movies I know watch as an adult, that i sit there going, "oh thats what that meant!" or "Oh, I get it now!"
Kind of makes me feel like an idoit, but oh well.
A kiss he will never forget- Disney World 2014