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2nd Trimester
TUSBride22
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What's the funniest thing...
TUSBride22
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that you or your siblings ever said when you were little?
I just thought of this because I remember when my brother was little (3 or 4) and he climbed onto my grandma's lap, and with a very serious face, he said. "Grandma, why is your face so crumbly?"
It was hilarious, and she laughed the most!
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Re: What's the funniest thing...
i heard my older cousins (young adults) talking about a bar called The Faze and getting gonorrhea. (i was around 7)
Well later that day my mom was saying how this is just a faze he's going thru.....then I said "don't go there, you'll get gonorrhea"
My sister and I were very young. We went out to eat with my parents and a couple of tables away from us a couple of cops came in to have lunch also. On our way out my sister detours to the cop's table. She says (Very snarkily I may add)"I thought all cops were supposed to eat were donuts!"
One of the cops tells my dad as he's grabbing her hand "cute kid"-saracasm... priceless now! lol
When I was little, my mom would wash my hair in the sink--I'd just lie on the counter. I guess one time the water was a little TOO warm for my liking, and I got concerned and asked, "Mom! Are you trying to boil my head?"
One of my favorite stories is from DH...on tape, actually, which makes it even better: His parents told him he could decorate the Christmas tree (he was like, 3 or 4). He was all in his feetie pajamas and all, super excited, and and the camera is on a close up, watching him go to town. Soon he exclaims, "all done!" and throws up his hands, and the camera zooms out, and there's like, this 1x1 sq. ft of space cluttered with ornaments. So cute.
LOL
My oldest sister was talking about the physiology of ADHD (pretty much everyone in my family clinically has it) and when she was done talking about norepinephrine and other chemical names and anatomy my other sister stared at her blankley and goes, "did you just call me stupid?" everyone in the car was laughing so hard. I don't know where she got it from but she was serious.
I was at a wedding with my mom, not sure how old, maybe 4 or 5.
and when the bride walked down the aisle all veiled, I say "oooh a ghost"
Another time I stood up in church during communion and sang "3 blind mice"
I remember going out to eat at a Red Lobster with several family members, one of them being my cousin who was about 5 or younger. He grabbed "nut crackers" to crack the lobster claws and asked what they were.. when being told they were nut crackers, he wouldn't stop shouting, "OMG crack my nuts!" and then proceeded to use one of those push vaccuums all over half the restaurant! I wanted to crawl under the table and hide!
Another thing.. my brother used to tell us that he was a purple dog in another life... strange!! (He won't admit to saying this now, of course!)