2nd Trimester

Crazy Celebrity Baby Names

Wow... Some of these are semi-normal and just sound kind of hippy-ish, but most of them are so out there that I can't help but feel a little bad for the kids...

https://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman?s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and Andr? Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

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Re: Crazy Celebrity Baby Names

  • This one has baffled me for years: Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
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  • Moxie CrimeFighter has me
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  • Diva Muffin !!?!??!?!  WTF.
  • wow.. i feel sorry for some of those children.  why would you punish your little one with a name like God'Iss Love Stone? :-/
  • DH will think these are hysterical!
  • Audio Science and Bluebell are still stuck in my head after reading these. BUT wow to pretty much all of themTongue Tied


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  • I think Paula Yates has some sort of fairy obsession. lol  Those are so crazy. Poor kids.
  • what's next: Paper Bag?

  • Audio Science?  Really?  Were they just unable to agree on a real name and figured the next two words they saw together would work?  <Sigh>
  • Fifi Trixibelle!?! They stole our name....
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    This one has baffled me for years: Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

    anyone know his new kid's name?

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  • LOL- I think Fifi Trixibelle is my favorite.
  • With some of these, like Moxie Crimefighter and Pilot Inspektor (which I've heard before) I wonder....are they trying to be funny and do it for the shock value?  Or are actors/musicians/celebrities just so fuucked up in the head that they actually like these names? And think they're a good idea?

    Some of the names aren't too bad...I don't think Suri and Shiloh are  so crazy out there and if you take away the middle name from Lark it's not too bad.  It certainly wouldn't be the first time I heard it (Lark Voorhies, Saved by the Bell).  But the rest.....ugh. 

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  • Dang...I was going to name my kid Moxie Crimefighter. Now I have to think of something else.  I'm so upset.

    Shiloh and Suri arent bad, I don't even think Apple is that bad, but some of these names...really?  Why would you do that to your child?  I bet that most of these kids when they become old enough are going to legally change their names.  I would.

  • I like that David Duchovny and Tea Leoni named their kid Kyd. If strangers call him "kid" he'll think they know his name! lol
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  • Some of these sound like dog or cat names, like Calico and Fifi Trixiebell.
  • I know a little girl who's name is Tallulah, however they spell it differently. I really like that name, but would never use it. They also have a son name Guvra and call him "Guv" or "Gov" for short, which is pretty cute, but weird at first to call him Guv like "Hey Governor!" haha
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