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Mrs0815 · August 2009

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/20561646.aspx

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Heather R · August 2009

Mrs.BigCountry · August 2009

Ohh dear!

S Smith · August 2009

candycane3t · August 2009

I love that you relied and wierd that no one has flamed you for it..... because they are all thinking what you said but afraid to say so!

xleslieraex · August 2009

Yeah, she's a real peice of work! I saw her BFP post over there. I'm glad she hasn't been frequenting this board lately.

SweetieD21 · August 2009

o.m.g. I don't even know what to say. I'm still laughing!!!

Mrs0815 · August 2009

I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

xleslieraex · August 2009

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

teppy2008 · August 2009

xleslieraex:

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

::Runs over to SAL to watch Leslie and 0815 freak the poor thing out::

Mrs0815 · August 2009

xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

True story.

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

1. sneeze

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

3. douche with Grey Goose

4. watch out for seeds-silent killers.

Kelly0615 · August 2009

Oh Lord. Now we've seen it all.

xleslieraex · August 2009

Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

True story.

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

1. sneeze

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

3. douche with Grey Goose

4. watch out for seeds-silent killers.

::giggles:: What?? No grey goose for fetus???

Mrs0815 · August 2009

xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

True story.

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

1. sneeze

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

3. douche with Grey Goose

4. watch out for seeds-silent killers.

::giggles:: What?? No grey goose for fetus???

I'm just as surprised as you are. Apparently it's the silent killer.

xleslieraex · August 2009

Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

True story.

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

1. sneeze

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

3. douche with Grey Goose

4. watch out for seeds-silent killers.

::giggles:: What?? No grey goose for fetus???

I'm just as surprised as you are. Apparently it's the silent killer.

So, is it all hard alcohol, or is.... say.... Patron welcome??

Mrs0815 · August 2009

xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

True story.

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

1. sneeze

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

3. douche with Grey Goose

4. watch out for seeds-silent killers.

::giggles:: What?? No grey goose for fetus???

I'm just as surprised as you are. Apparently it's the silent killer.

So, is it all hard alcohol, or is.... say.... Patron welcome??

Only if your baby is of Hispanic decent.

MrsGhappilyeverafter · August 2009

You girls make me LOL. I didn't even know what to say when I read her post this morning. There are a few others who ask questions like that and I feel like I always have to bite my tongue. I wish that from time to time SALers would speak their mind. I'm too chicken sometimes to do it myself.

mindyschaller · August 2009

Heather R:

Indifferent x2

Mrs0815 · August 2009

MrsGhappilyeverafter:
You girls make me LOL. I didn't even know what to say when I read her post this morning. There are a few others who ask questions like that and I feel like I always have to bite my tongue. I wish that from time to time SALers would speak their mind. I'm too chicken sometimes to do it myself.

I think part of being pregnant is being really happy but that doesn;t mean that ridiculousness can go on. I think you gals need to practice parenting early and correct wrongs and set the confused straight. Wink

I miss you girls!

sept9107bride · August 2009

ok this is hilarious. hahah

love it!

xleslieraex · August 2009

Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
xleslieraex:

Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

True story.

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

1. sneeze

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

3. douche with Grey Goose

4. watch out for seeds-silent killers.

::giggles:: What?? No grey goose for fetus???

I'm just as surprised as you are. Apparently it's the silent killer.

So, is it all hard alcohol, or is.... say.... Patron welcome??

Only if your baby is of Hispanic decent.

DAMMIT! (If you didn't guess, DH nor I are hispanic.)

Jacquiemark · August 2009

I have been wondering where she was. That girl is ridiculous. She better not push too hard when she is taking a sh!t.

alwyzbsy · August 2009

xleslieraex:
Mrs0815:
I remember when Texas told her off. I'm going to go over to SAL and warn her that she really needs to be careful, if she eats an apple seed, an apple tree could grow in her stomach and suffocate the baby.

What about watermelon seeds?? She may just push out a watermelon!

You're wrong! Black watermelon seeds are birth control Stick out tongue

katie9136 · August 2009

I guess we have a shot then : )

note to self: pick up patron after work because I will get my BFP fo sho!

I remember this broad because of her siggy and when her and Tex had a brawl.

Douchebag of the day?

I do believe she takes the cake... but it?s still early.

megjr8 · August 2009

Hahaha I really am trying hard not too LOL since I'm at work but it's coming. One stitch at a time, I'm busting open on the sides... how do I explain to my co-workers why I'm laughing?

xleslieraex · August 2009

katie9136:

I guess we have a shot then : )

note to self: pick up patron after work because I will get my BFP fo sho!

I remember this broad because of her siggy and when her and Tex had a brawl.

Douchebag of the day?

I do believe she takes the cake... but it?s still early.

Yes, but you must douche with the patron....

Jacquiemark · August 2009

Mrs0815:

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

Mrs0815 · August 2009

Jacquiemark:
I have been wondering where she was. That girl is ridiculous. She better not push too hard when she is taking a sh!t.

You remember that hot mess Jacquie? She brought back some memories. Reading her post gave me the warm fuzzies....It was like pulling out my old can of Aquanet and Debbie Gibson CD.

Mrs0815 · August 2009

Jacquiemark:
Mrs0815:

I think us empty uted gals with time on our hands can do a real public servcie and make her a list of things "not to do"

2. insert lunch meats vaginally

::dies::

Jacquiemark · August 2009

Mrs0815:

Jacquiemark:
I have been wondering where she was. That girl is ridiculous. She better not push too hard when she is taking a sh!t.

You remember that hot mess Jacquie? She brought back some memories. Reading her post gave me the warm fuzzies....It was like pulling out my old can of Aquanet and Debbie Gibson CD.

LOL, Yeah, I remember her and tellmeimpg go at it all the time. Did you catch her actual BFP post. Confused .

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/20542017.aspx

xleslieraex · August 2009

Jacquiemark:
Mrs0815:

Jacquiemark:
I have been wondering where she was. That girl is ridiculous. She better not push too hard when she is taking a sh!t.

You remember that hot mess Jacquie? She brought back some memories. Reading her post gave me the warm fuzzies....It was like pulling out my old can of Aquanet and Debbie Gibson CD.

LOL, Yeah, I remember her and tellmeimpg go at it all the time. Did you catch her actual BFP post. .

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/20542017.aspx

Hmm Yeah, I saw that.

Scout05 · August 2009

I remember being annoyed that it hurt when I sneezed early on...but wow.

CarrieLeigh84 · August 2009

For real? Why do stupid people get KU?

Mrs0815 · August 2009

JenyM just texted me that she 100% approves of this thread and can;t wait to get her fangs in on it at 5pm est.

xleslieraex · August 2009

Mrs0815:
JenyM just texted me that she 100% approves of this thread and can;t wait to get her fangs in on it at 5pm est.

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