Sometimes I swear he says things even HE doesn't believe just to make a point.
He has been all excited for a hockey tournament that is next weekend. We've gone round and round about how I'm not cool with him leaving me right after I've given birth to play hockey, and how if I have a C-Section I'm going to NEED him here, and on and on. The assumption has always been the Landon would be OUT by now, but it's sure looking like Wednesday is it.
Best case scenario on this induction is having him Wednesday afternoonish and going home Thursday afternoonish. The first game of the tournament is THURSDAY NIGHT. He wants to believe that if we are home by then and someone else is around to take care of me, it should be fine for him to play. HE DOESN'T FCUKING GET IT. In his mind, I'll be fine.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I will be fine. I can do this all by my goddamnedself, thankyouverymuch. I've done it before. BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASSFUCK. For once, your family should come before a stupid fcuking hockey game. I haven't said a word about the Saturday game, or Sunday game, but THURSDAY?
Honestly, I don't think he would choose to go, but for some reason he feels the need to try to make the point that it would be OKAY for him to go, when what he should do is tell me what he knows I want to hear which is that WE are more important and of course he wouldn't do that!
FCUK. It's 7am and I'm hot. /vent
Re: I woke up and remembered I was pissed at my husband.
Men are dumbfucks. D was on about something like that around the time I was due. He changed his tune. They are stupid bastads sometimes.
You know what he told me last night?
"This is a very important tournament"
WTF? No it's not. It's a random stupidass tournament that is meant to make someone money and get old men ice time. It has NO bearing whatsoever on the rest of your life. NONE.
I got that same line about the football. It's not fvcking important. It's MARCH assshole. Your season doesn't start until JUNE!
I could be worse. D's boss called him just after they started the induction and asked himif he was coming into work the next day. This is a man who has 4 children himself.
You could be married to THAT guy.
Oh wow. I'd be super pissed too.
That guy sucks.
He's insane. You're going to need him there. Even with an uncomplicated delivery, I was a hot mess when I came home 24 hours after giving birth.
:nutpunches Ozy's DH: