Klassiest term for children EVER. I just can't get over it. And yes, "crotch fruit" IS always ranked higher than dogs. Quite frankly, if you value your pets over your children, something is wrong with you. The safety of your children is genetically and chemically programmed to be your strongest instinct as a mother.
js527:
Hey ladies, thanks for the reminder that crotch fruit is always ranked higher than dogs. The lovely bump mentality of get rid of the dog to save your child rather than working to solve (or better yet, prevent) any issues that the dog may have. Geniuses. The whole lot of you.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/20303721.aspx

Re: Crotch fruit.
i just paged you about that.
i was wondering what crotch fruit meant.
eta: at least she spelled geniuses right
my angel babies: 6/10 (chem. pg), 9/10 @ 10 weeks
If she's such a fuucking genius, then she'd know that I had a c-section and therefore have an abdominal fruit.
We should use the term "ute fruit". Since that way it encompasses both methods of delivery, and the fact that it rhymes is cutesy.
Thoughts?
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
And now she is saying we are sensitive to commonly used terms! LOL!!
Puh-lease. I think I'm gonna slap-a-ho. She seriously has no children...stop commenting as if you even know what you are talking about FFS.
That's right and one cannot reason with such crazy. It's not possible.
My years of experience with rescue groups have taught me that the ones who think of kids as crotch fruits are the same bitter, lonely broads who wish they could have a spouse and children, but are just to loony to attract a decent man.
You could always sniff them out by their kitty kat or puppy dog pin with matching earrings. We always stood on the other side of the adoption event from them.
YEP! And I believe it might have been the same poster.
From Urban Dictionary:
Crotchfruit136 up, 23 downI honestly LOL'd at some of the things these ladies whipped out over there. ?
1) If you rank your pets and children anywhere near the same level - you are likely cuckoo.
2) As if any mom has time (or money?!) to go to "multiple behaviorists" for a freaking dog, in addition to the 4,000 other things we have to do.
3) JUST WAIT. ?I hate saying that but once these people have kids, how their opinions will change. ??
LMAO!! I dig it, my ute appreciates being included for once.
city, I think some of them are being asshats right now, but I respectfully disagree.
1. They don't think pets outrank children-- they put them at the same level- valued members of the pack and family.
2. These are the responsibilities of a pet owner. If you are not willing or able to address issues in your pet, you likely shouldn't sign on for the task. You would invest in tutors if your child were struggling in school or counselors if your child were struggling emotionally. You are going to shoot back with, "But that's my child," so refer back to #1 which is where they're coming from.
3. Most of them likely have kids too. Pets board is not single women / crazy cat lady with nothing but her cats board.
pffft I DID in the MDC thread. LOL
That is a fundamental philsophical difference then. You think they're insane, and they think this mentality is shltty.