We've been at this early labor for about 24 hours now, and I understand that you are a baby, and I should be patient with labor progress, but do you think you could kick it up a notch and really get things going? It would be nice if you were born sometime today.... Contractions every 7-8 minutes, although manageable, are just not doing it.
Love,
Your Mommy 
Re: Dear Baby...
Dear Baby,
You should really kick it up a notch so you get to meet your new Mommy and Daddy today, I heard they are wonderful people. Now time to rock and roll!
Good Luck!
Dear Baby,
Mommy wants to eat and sleep comfortably again, please hurry your cute little butt up and make your entrance. Your mommy & daddy are very excited to meet you!