SIL (who is visiting and meeting J5 for the first time): J5 really likes it when you make clicking noises for him! Watch! *click click* You should do that for him. Look how much he likes it!
Me in my head: Really?! He likes clicking noises?! You're kidding me! I've only spent every single effing day with him for 8 months and I have no idea what he likes! Of course he likes clicking noises. He's a baby. He likes all noises. You think you're better with him than I am because you found a noise he likes?! If you bring up this clicking noise thing one more time I really am going to punch you in the face. And then things will be ackward. So knock it off!!!
Re: SIL, I'm going to punch you in the face!