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I can't believe all of you who don't fart in front of dh...

katlizabethkatlizabeth member
in 3rd Trimester
I would have died in my pregnancy.  Just my two cents.
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Re: I can't believe all of you who don't fart in front of dh...

  • jrandvjrandv
    We have always farted in front of eachother.... right from the beginning!
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  • mrsekinsmrsekins
    Yeah, seriously.  If DH was offended by my fartiness, our marriage would never last.
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  • sestock17sestock17
    I would have died in our first month of dating!  It's a good thing DH farts almost as much as I do. 
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  • ksaylesksayles member

    DH still laughs when I fart. He thinks its cute? huh? I would blow up if I didn't fart in front of him. 

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  • SusieQ1982SusieQ1982

    Me either. Kind of odd to have modesty in front of the one person who sees you completely at your worst.

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  • azucenalgp1984azucenalgp1984

    imagejrandv:
    We have always farted in front of eachother.... right from the beginning!

     

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  • CEtoCCCEtoCC
    We definitely don't do that in front of each other.  Maybe it's just me, but I highly doubt a man hears his wife fart and thinks "Wow, I must have her now!" and vice versa.
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  • toots8125toots8125 member
    My DH and I never try and hide it from each other. I do have 2 friends that have never farted in front of their DH's. It just doesn't make sense to me.
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  • KatieBFPKatieBFP
    Nope, I think he has heard me twice in the 11 years we have been together.  I am not the most lady like person you will find, but I do think keeping your DH thinking you are some what of a lady is nice. But that is just me. Everyone is different. And I know for the whole birth of our daughter he is just gonna have to deal with hearing horrible sounds come from me. He already knows this. haha
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  • Lucky428Lucky428
    I would never see my DH if I didn't fart around him. This pregnancy has really done a number on me!
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  • sweetfernsweetfern
    I'm surprised by that too.  We've been married for 7 years and together for 10.5, but that went out the window 2 months into the relationship.  My comfort, and being able to fart in my own home, is way more important than whether or not he will laugh!
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  • MadameFancyPantsMadameFancyPants member

    My hubby and I have farting contests with our dog!  Yep, we are all 10 year old boys!

     

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  • MrsErinnElizabethMrsErinnElizabeth

    Seriously...what if they're on a car trip and really need to?  Do they just hold it in and endure the horrid gas pains until the next stop?  Doesn't sound worth it to me.

    DH always reminds me that I was the first one to fart (by accident, one month after I met him) in this relationship.  Since then, it's been free reign for both of us.  Although we do apologize if the other is in the room at the time.

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  • MrsErinnElizabethMrsErinnElizabeth

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    We definitely don't do that in front of each other.  Maybe it's just me, but I highly doubt a man hears his wife fart and thinks "Wow, I must have her now!" and vice versa.

    Men are much less picky about where and when they have sex than you think.  I highly doubt one little fart every now and then is going to have any effect whatsoever with their quest for getting it on.  If my husband thought otherwise, I would think he was kind of a douche.

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  • anariveraanarivera
    I can't... and I'm really gassy... but I just can't. With the pregnancy has been difficult. If he's sleeping I don't care, but if I know he is awake I go to the bathroom.
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  • MrsQueenBMrsQueenB member
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    DH still laughs when I fart. He thinks its cute? huh? I would blow up if I didn't fart in front of him. 

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  • angie05161angie05161
    Yep...we fart in front of each other.  When we first started dating, I told him I never would.  That lasted about 6 months!  Can't say I find it attractive, but it's a part of life...  It would be painful to have to hold them in all the time.
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  • sprice88sprice88
    It's so nice right now to be able to blame it on the baby!!haha!
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  • Russo32104Russo32104

    imageCEtoCC:
    We definitely don't do that in front of each other.  Maybe it's just me, but I highly doubt a man hears his wife fart and thinks "Wow, I must have her now!" and vice versa.

     

    It's not like you are farting when it is time to be intimate...it's just a bodily function nothing to disrespect the person with.  My DH puts it this way, he likes the fact that I feel comfortable enough with him that I would pass gas in front of him.  But each to their own Smile 

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  • CEtoCCCEtoCC
    imageMrsErinnElizabeth:

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    We definitely don't do that in front of each other.  Maybe it's just me, but I highly doubt a man hears his wife fart and thinks "Wow, I must have her now!" and vice versa.

    Men are much less picky about where and when they have sex than you think.  I highly doubt one little fart every now and then is going to have any effect whatsoever with their quest for getting it on.  If my husband thought otherwise, I would think he was kind of a douche.

     

    I totally agree that my husband would still want me. . . I just choose to let that be something that we don't do in front of each other.  We have been together for 8 years. . . so far so good.  Now, if we let one slip : ) that is one thing, but to just let 'em rip is another.

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  • justme04justme04 member
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  • NatesmommaNatesmomma

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    I can't... and I'm really gassy... but I just can't. With the pregnancy has been difficult. If he's sleeping I don't care, but if I know he is awake I go to the bathroom.

     

    This.... Pregnant or not I'm still a lady Angel

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  • MrsNnrMrsNnr
    Up until the pregnancy my DH had only heard me a couple of times. He does it all the time but I just don't like doing it freely in front of him.
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  • 2-Step2-Step member
    DH doesn't care if I do it in front of him, but I just prefer not to. I don't fart in front of anyone though and I really don't fart that much in general so it's not like it is that hard to conceal. He farts in front of me all the time.
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  • Pennylane824Pennylane824 member
    I didn't when we first started dating, but about three months into the relationship I got a HORRIBLE stomach bug and had the runs and gas for 24 hours straight. After that, a little ole fart was nothing and he didn't seem phased.
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  • JstnJLJstnJL member
    DH and I have always felt comfortable enough to let 'em rip in front of eachother.  Its just a part of life! Big Smile
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  • mandolynn81mandolynn81 member

    I've never been a gassy person, so it was never an issue, but I just blame it on the baby. I also announce it most of the time (when we are alone) just to let him know.

    He thinks it's funny. and say "'scuse you, sweet pea"?

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  • Kendall13Kendall13
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    imageCEtoCC:
    We definitely don't do that in front of each other.  Maybe it's just me, but I highly doubt a man hears his wife fart and thinks "Wow, I must have her now!" and vice versa.

     

    It's not like you are farting when it is time to be intimate...it's just a bodily function nothing to disrespect the person with.  My DH puts it this way, he likes the fact that I feel comfortable enough with him that I would pass gas in front of him.  But each to their own Smile 

    DH farted in front of me on our second date.  He wanted to make sure that I wasn't one of those girls that freaked out over a little fart.  Lucky for him, my dad taught us to think that farts are funny.  We still giggle over farts.

    I think that DH loves me more because I fart in front of him.  He laughs it up and loves that I feel comfortable enough to let it rip.

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  • Jen&Joe06Jen&Joe06 member

    imageCEtoCC:
    We definitely don't do that in front of each other.  Maybe it's just me, but I highly doubt a man hears his wife fart and thinks "Wow, I must have her now!" and vice versa.

    Mine gives me high 5's when I let a good one go. He thinks it is awesome that I am so comfortable in front of him and that I can out fart/stink him.

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  • KMS1025KMS1025
    imageSusieQ1982:

    Me either. Kind of odd to have modesty in front of the one person who sees you completely at your worst.

    This.  One day he may have to change me when I'm old and poop myself, or vice versa.... If we can't be completely open in front of each other we will have lots of problems down the road!  Fart away, we don't even apologize unless it was a bad one, just goes without saying it doesn't matter in front of each other.

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  • Sunnie81Sunnie81
    I farted before this pregnancy, during this pregnancy, and I sure as hell aren't going to stop after this pregnancy. The hubby knew what he was getting himself into. I have no shame in my game.
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  • joescbjoescb
    dh & I do all the time! I have ibs (irritable bowel syndrome), so I get gas easily. I can't imagine running to the bathroom every time I need to fart. I'd never make it, lol! plus dh likes to do silent ones n let me walk into them! it's hilarious!
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  • mamaofliammamaofliam

    As one who doesn't like to fart and poop in front of my DH, for me I still want some mystery in our marriage. He knows I do it, but its nice to be still thought of as lady-like because he doesn't often have to smell it.

    To each her own.

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