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If giving birth is anything like the poop I just took...

Phoebe HalliwellPhoebe Halliwell
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Then, yeah... I'm gonna need the drugs. Tongue Tied
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Re: If giving birth is anything like the poop I just took...

  • sara_smilesara_smile member
    Congratulations!
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  • i*heart*himi*heart*him

    Nasty.

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  • nicolebuchallanicolebuchalla member

    LOL!

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  • eilatheneilathen
    Very nice!  :)
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  • jkfranklinjkfranklin member

    This made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself!

    Thanks!

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  • Phoebe HalliwellPhoebe Halliwell

    imagesara_smile:
    Congratulations!

    Thank you! Would you like a cigar? I feel like passing them out right now. Stick out tongue

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  • mom2b_09mom2b_09 member

    LOL-I've had the SAME thoughts!!

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  • woolgatheredwoolgathered

    My Mom said it is like giving birth!!

    I had food poisoning last fall, and I thought that if I could get through that unassisted, maybe I won't need the drugs.

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  • stephanielynn33stephanielynn33
    Ummm, if my poops are an indication of birth, I'll only be having half a baby when the time comes....Embarrassed
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  • sara_smilesara_smile member
    imagePhoebe Halliwell:

    imagesara_smile:
    Congratulations!

    Thank you! Would you like a cigar? I feel like passing them out right now. Stick out tongue

    Would it be going too far to ask if it's a boy or girl?

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  • sara_smilesara_smile member

    imagestephanielynn33:
    Ummm, if my poops are an indication of birth, I'll only be having half a baby when the time comes....Embarrassed

    Bahahahahahaha...

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  • Phoebe HalliwellPhoebe Halliwell
    imagesara_smile:
    imagePhoebe Halliwell:

    imagesara_smile:
    Congratulations!

    Thank you! Would you like a cigar? I feel like passing them out right now. Stick out tongue

    Would it be going too far to ask if it's a boy or girl?

    You know, I just didn't inspect it that closely. ;-)

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  • GuimeeGuimee
    I felt the same way a couple weekends ago :)
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  • shelbyluvschachishelbyluvschachi
    If only I COULD poop.  I may have to be induced if this goes on much longer ...
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  • 93020069302006 member
    Hahaha! :)
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  • sdd121183sdd121183

    At least some of us are passing healthy BM's! If my BM was like giving birth, I'd lose my baby after the first day! I'm almost 19 weeks and for the last 19 weeks, they have been 5-6 dime sized pebbles each time and it takes 20-30 minutes just to get all of them out. Super Angry I drink and drink and drink water and I eat muffins like crazy and I don't think I could eat anymore fiber each day without overdosing or something *haha* and not to mention I live in South Texas, so its one hot SOB! When it's 3 AM and still 85 degrees, there is a problem! And usually summer time here + food = lots of personal time with my bathroom....not so much anymore. I'm there...I just pee like 50 times a day. Sometimes I feel like drinking a gallon of Dr. Pepper just to cleanse out my system! Argh! Crazy hormones and PNV!

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  • Michele57OMichele57O
    LOL that is to funny....I know what you are talking about.
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  • LittleMamaBLittleMamaB
    Just wait until you poop after child birth. That first one is killer. For real.
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