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speaking of skinny b's...I read the book.

DandRDandR
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And don't think I can stomach meat ever again.....and I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to cheese......and when I suggested the diet changes for myself and my kids, my DH went BSC....I think I may start reading teh book outloud to him every night.....

now....the sugar and carbs that I'm supposed to stop eating...yeah, that's going to be harder than giving up my meat....but I think if I do meatless and dairy-less the next few weeks, then I can go sugar less in a few weeks.....

That book was funny though....We read it on the metra in chicago going to and from my sis's place to the city....and got a few eyebrows raised at us because of the language (there weren't any children around...I would have editted if kids were near)

 

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Re: speaking of skinny b's...I read the book.

  • BrideofrankenBrideofranken

    perhaps you can entice your husband with this: I have heard that meat affects the "flavor" of his junk...you could engage him in an experiment..

    (I can't believe I am writing this..gag. I have a problem with being too vulgar lately, you're such a kink machine, though--I know beej talk wont bother you.)

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  • mags2041mags2041
    I tried and tried and tried to read that book, but couldn't get past the 1st chapter.  It just read like it was written for Seventeen Magazine.  I couldn't take it seriously.
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  • DandRDandR
    imageBrideofranken:

    perhaps you can entice your husband with this: I have heard that meat affects the "flavor" of his junk...you could engage him in an experiment..

    (I can't believe I am writing this..gag. I have a problem with being too vulgar lately, you're such a kink machine, though--I know beej talk wont bother you.)

    yeah, but see...I'm not of fan of the beej's...I mean, I do it because its my wifely duty and I enjoy the reciprocation that comes with it...but I don't think I can say "I'll give you more fallatio if you stop eating meat!"  nope..really don't...

    Plus, he doesn't finish in my mouth.....I'm married!!!!!  I didn't think I had to swallow anymore!!! (and I also have toe hair that I noticed this week....awesome)

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  • BrideofrankenBrideofranken

    well, maybe you wouldn't mind so much if he didn't eat so much meat...

    gah.

     

    all this toe hair talk is bumming me out.

    I have a chin hair, but no toe hair.

    effing Yetis....

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  • DandRDandR

    7 hairs on one toe....9 on the other....not quite a full bush on my toe, and thank goodness its blonde, so no one but myself can see it...my DH isn't into feet so he's never spent much time that close...but yeah, the wax strips are coming out tonight to remove the offending hair.

    I am wondering where else I need to check for random hairy-ness.....

    And--hmmm...yeah, I guess if it tasted like chocolate shakes or something, i'd be interested in doing it every day to get my chocolate fix......anyone know what diet my DH needs to be on to get that????

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  • BrideofrankenBrideofranken

    TOE BUSH!!!

     I am CHOKING.

    oh. dear.

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  • DandRDandR
    so, does not shaving or waxing it = 70's style toe????
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