My coworker sits about 5 feet away from me.
She has already lectured me for not taking a walk this morning (big group of us take a 15 minute walk in the morning)
Now she is commenting on how loud I am (I am wrestling with a ton of files that are heavy.)
Earlier she asked me what tha latest news is on the Chandra Levy case. Do I look like I know? I was a Senior in High School when that shizz happened. Go google it!
Re: I'm going to have to hurt her..
Holy random Chandra Levy reference! What a weird convo starter. And I tend to just worry about the size of my own ass, not anyone else's.
She sounds annoying.
I have! I told her that " Ra-Ra - let's go walking" makes me want to do the opposite.
And the noise level - I told her "At least I am working"
Chandra Levy - "I dont know, google it."
What else can I do? What makes it even more annoying is we have the same first name. So all day I hear "Oh, it the Sallies" "Hi, Sallie and Sallie"
Kill me.
Ditto Jessi that is random...and funny
I have the coworker that I think has a permanatly broken filter, so when he comes in our office I tend to be a little rude to him, becasue that is the only thing he understands.
Oh and do you work with someone that gets a blister on their foot, takes a picture of said blister, and emails it to everyone? I do....
No. But I do have a 200yo coworker that will tell you if she is late because she had trouble pushing out her morning deuce.


HAHAHAHA...eeeeww I am sure she would give my coworker a run for her money.
I have another.. we also heard her story about when she was rushing to work and had to pee, she forgot she was wearing a thong and peed on it so it was in her pocket. I have a million more, her filter is permanently broken too, but she is good entertainment to laugh at during the day so I deal.