1. Fat 2. Hysterical 3. Recovering from a plate of bad clams 4. Hiding a pillow under your shirt 5. A snake that recently swallowed a full-grown ewe 6. Pumpkin costume! 7. Unable to button your pants 8. Nurturing an eight-pound subcutaneous grapefruit 9. A man
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Instead of pregnant, you are:
1. Fat
2. Hysterical
3. Recovering from a plate of bad clams
4. Hiding a pillow under your shirt
5. A snake that recently swallowed a full-grown ewe
6. Pumpkin costume!
7. Unable to button your pants
8. Nurturing an eight-pound subcutaneous grapefruit
9. A man
AWESOMENESS!