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embarrassing moments during pg

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ok, I will go first...

At Hurricane Harbor (water park in Texas), I walk into the wave pool and slowly make my way from the shallow end towards the deeper end (waves not on yet btw) scouting out my DD and 2 SS's.

Apparently, just as you leave the shallowest part of the pool, the bottom texture changes into a more slippery surface.

At 38wks pg, one leg slips right out from underneath me and I land SPLAT on my bottom!  I was so embarrassed and a little ticked that with all the people there, no one offered me any help or saw if I was okay!

Unbelievable!

Now, you go...

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  • Pecas13Pecas13 member

    Last night while walking the dog with DH, I could not stop FARTING! Thank goodness no one else was around!  DH and I couldn't stop laughing.  He said the baby was pushing on the pipes!

    WAY TMI.  I know.

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  • bwilkerson0220bwilkerson0220

    Not on the topic, but your post just made me think...

    Hurricane Harbor was my first job. I was a lifeguard (16) and thought it was the coolest job ever to get paid to get tan and flirt with boys & other lifeguards all day!!! It was actully still called Wet n' Wild then!  

     I'm glad you were okay!

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  • mrsgrabmeiermrsgrabmeier
    DH and I go to out for tacos every Thursday since they're $0.25 a piece...we live in a college town so the bouncers there are like MAYBE 25...last week I got an awkward look-being obviously pregnant walking into this "cool hang out"...and feeling a bit out of place I said...I'm just here for the tacos-I eat a lot"....the bouncer must have thought I was an idiot...while DH just laughed away.
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  • Breezer80Breezer80
    Not quite embarassing, but this really p*ssed me off: I was walking my little puggle who isn't really great on the leash yet, but really has some serious power to her despite her smallish size. We were working on the "Come" command and she got a little over-excited and started running all over the place. I tried to hang onto the leash, but she tugged me so hard I felt RLP run like lightning down my belly, and I dropped the leash & fell to my knees. Meanwhile, a white SUV is pulling into our complex, stops the car, and stares at me as this is happening. I was on the ground for a good few minutes, fighting tears and finally got back up to try to catch the pooch. The SUV continues to stare as I chase the damn dog around, and then finally just drives away. Keep in mind, SUV was MAYBE 10-15 feet away? To not even shout out the window, "Hey lady, are you OK?" but to still STOP AND STARE made me so stinkin' angry ... DH wanted to go let the air out of their tires he was so mad when I told him. I didn't let him but I secretly wish I had ...
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    imagePecas13:

    Last night while walking the dog with DH, I could not stop FARTING! Thank goodness no one else was around!  DH and I couldn't stop laughing.  He said the baby was pushing on the pipes!

    WAY TMI.  I know.

    LOL!  Happens to me all the time!  It's like, every step some times!

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  • margeincharge2margeincharge2
    Last night I farted so loud it made DH jump. :( I can't help it, I have loud toots. My only consolation is that they don't smell. DH is another story. His are silent but deadly.
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  • t&dmt&dm member
    imagebwilkerson0220:

    Not on the topic, but your post just made me think...

    Hurricane Harbor was my first job. I was a lifeguard (16) and thought it was the coolest job ever to get paid to get tan and flirt with boys & other lifeguards all day!!! It was actully still called Wet n' Wild then!  

     I'm glad you were okay!

    That is what I still call it today!  I loved the little water people!  Awww!  Wet 'n Wild!  

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  • Jenny3Jenny3 member
    Last weekend, when I full-on peed my pants from laughing so much. Thankfully, it was just my mom, sister and the kiddos as witnesses, but it was still embarrassing as hell.
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  • jjwheat1007jjwheat1007 member
    imagePecas13:

    Last night while walking the dog with DH, I could not stop FARTING! Thank goodness no one else was around!  DH and I couldn't stop laughing.  He said the baby was pushing on the pipes!

    WAY TMI.  I know.

    I do this all the time - I can't help it and I've gotten to the point where I tell people, this is what pregnancy does!  I'm sorry, but get used to it because I can't control it.  I try not to put anyone in the blast path, but at times, it cannot be helped. 

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  • MrsGibson07MrsGibson07

    One would be today. I went to lunch with DH and the lady seating us asked if we wanted a table or booth. I always pick the booth so she leads us over and I start to slide in only to realize that I DONT FIT IN THE BOOTH! She had to move us to a table, meanwhile attracting smiles and laughs from the people around us. Awesome!

     

    Another one was when I was in my 2nd tri and couldnt always control my bladder when I sneezed. I was driving to a meeting and sneezed causing pee to dribble out. Apparently, I had a little wet spot on my bottom because one of my fellow teachers told me I had sat in something. WOW was my face red!

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  • Malli JaneMalli Jane

    I was clumsy to begin with and now it's about 200x worse...

    I was managing the restaurant I work at a couple of days ago and I just finished sitting a table. As I went to turn around I completely ran full force into an empty table, and if that wasn't bad enough I hit it so hard the whole table fell to its side. I don't think i've blushed that hard in a long time.  

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  • Mrs_mamMrs_mam
    So I packed up all my yoga pants and the only things I have left to wear are skirts. It's been really windy lately. I was just unloading my trunk from shopping and my skirt completely blew up all the way. Luckily there was just a lady walking her dog, but man it sucked! My hands were full and my skirt bottom was over my belly!
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  • howa0155howa0155 member
    I've had a bad case of "sweaty boobs" and perma nips.  Without knowing it I walked around MY OFFICE with sweat marks and nipping out.  Not good. LOL!
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  • DulaneyDulaney
    Having to explain to my family that the reason I went to the hospital two weeks ago was b/c I pee'd my pants (I thought I had a slow leak)
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  • PathrellPathrell
    Walking to the coffeeshop across the street from work a few weeks ago to get a desperately needed cup of tea, stepped around the back of a customer's car, and half a second later was on the ground. Was wearing comfy slip ons, and as I stepped off the curb, hit the uneven pavement funny and leg collapsed out from underneath me. My customer saw me "disappear" from behind his truck, so he helped me to the curb. Sat there for a minute, assessing my twisted right ankle. Thought I was fine, dusted myself off and walked over to the coffee shop. While standing in line I felt another "pop" from my right foot and suddenly couldn't put any weight on it. The coffee shop girl had to drive my crying self back across the street and carried my boss's coffee and my tea inside. I had to use crutches for two days, and nearly three weeks later have to be careful of how I step, since I bruised the bone. Pregnant lady with a limp makes everyone either afraid to look at you or play 20 questions. *facepalm* At least I'm back to being able to walk normal.
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