A co-worker, who I absolutely despise, told me today that she saw a waddle while I was walking on my lunch hour. I just smiled at her and after she passed by, I told my friend (who happens to be my direct supervisor) that there's a very, very good chance that I will say something rude to Ms. Co-Irker the next time she opens her trap and says something like that. I know I won't be able to resist the next time.
Some people.
IMHO, I am not waddling, not even close. I've had to change my walk to adjust to the fact that I'm carrying A BABY in the front of me. I just want to go over to her cube and throat punch her.
/end rant
Re: "I see a waddle" (small rant)
This exact same thing happend to me yesterday!
ARGH!
What a cvnt.
My FI and I were in Wal-Mart and he was walking entirely too fast and kept telling me to waddle faster. So later that night, I wouldn't have sex with him.