Thank you for letting me know I have no clue about anything to do with my pregnancy. Thank you for informing me that I am going to be miserable the rest of the summer in my air conditioned house with my own pool. Thank you for telling me how I'm carrying my baby and that my ultrasound tech couldn't possibly be right in telling us we're probably having a boy. Thank you for telling me that I'm going to have my baby taken away for starving/sexually molesting him because breastfeeding is disgusting, perverted and couldn't possibly work. Thank you for informing me of my mental status for choosing to go with organic baby products. Thank you for telling me that I look too fat to be in a bathing suit as you squeeze your 462 pound redneck a$$ into a size 6 bikini. Thank you for showing me that a "real good parent" is one who tells their children how much you hate them, who has their children get their drugs out of the "secret car place" and who teaches their 9 year old son how to cut cocaine with a razorblade. You're fantastic...now, would you please stop threatening to leave your husband and disappear and just do it already? We're all tired of you. Seriously, though, thanks for making me feel like a supermodel in a swimsuit compared to you. I needed the ego boost.
Re: Dear SIL...
....Wow.
Just a random question, has anyone reported her for the drug abuse around children?
OMFG. Your SIL is obviously a very educated woman. More educated than the u/s tech, and maybe when she is done ruining her own children she can show you how to ruin yours too! There's nothing more disgusting than breastfeeding, how could you not know that? Especially when you eat healthy and take your prenatal supplements so that your body is making the optimum food for your baby. Why would you want to feed DS that when you can instead pollute yourself with cocaine?
Klassy with a K.
I would also like to say that I walked my "fat pregnant ass" down the road the other day from MIL's house with DH & DD to go swimming in the lake across the street from their place and even though I may be hugely pregnant at least my bathing suit fit me properly!
I am just sorry you're in a situation like that (and her kids too)! On top of her being a real gem, she is a family member which must make it even more awkward.
Not only should you feel like a supermodel, you should totally feel better about yourself in all regards. Yikes.