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Gosh what is wrong with you people

MonkeybuttwhatMonkeybuttwhat
in Babies: 9 - 12 Months
I ate 5 spicy garlic wings and a mango wing. I am having pain in my stomach. Do you think there is a mango tree growing? Why won't anyone respond to me??? I know you all know what is happening in there tell me???
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  • honeybeezhoneybeez
    I think a wing may still be flapping....
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  • monkeysmommymonkeysmommy
    Yes, I'm sorry to say there is a mango tree growing you as we type. lol Sorry, couldn't help it. *lots of giggling*
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  • cc605cc605
    I'm sure you'll be wishing you ate ice cream when you take a dump tomorrow. You can also check that off as 'helpful' advice.
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  • brandonsfuturewife07brandonsfuturewife07 member
    i bet you swallowed bones and are now growing a chicken.
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  • engaged678engaged678 member

    Maybe the chicken wings are trying to fly back out?

    No wait! did you swallow any seeds? Maybe it's H1N1... no, that's swine...

    ugh, have I wasted enough of our time guessing at what could be wrong?

     

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  • lisaroolisaroo
    I read that Michael Jackson ate garlic once...
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  • FordlorFordlor member

    imagecc605:
    I'm sure you'll be wishing you ate ice cream when you take a dump tomorrow. You can also check that off as 'helpful' advice.

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  • LukeAndAmandaLukeAndAmanda
    I think you're incubating little wings. Can't wait to see them. But DON'T INTERRUPT THE MICHAEL JACKSON NEWS! I'll be forced to hurt you.
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  • engaged678engaged678 member

    imagelisaroo:
    I read that Michael Jackson ate garlic once...

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  • Heather RHeather R

    MBW!  I have a bone to pick with you!  Did you see my "Screw You, MBW" post the other day?

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    ::shakes fist::

     

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  • MonkeybuttwhatMonkeybuttwhat

    They were boneless. Gosh why are you all so mean. I thought this was a "is there a mango tree growing inside me board"

     

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  • MonkeybuttwhatMonkeybuttwhat
    Aw Heather I am sorry. DD loved it. I read a few people had issues with theirs on the reviews. I am sorry for your epic fail. Maybe had I been there and blessed you with my presence it would have gone better. It was a pita to set up lol
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  • brandonsfuturewife07brandonsfuturewife07 member

    well if they were boneless, i'm going to assume that, yes.  you did swallow some mango seeds, and you are in fact growing a mango tree.

    good luck delivering that sucker!

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  • MonkeybuttwhatMonkeybuttwhat
    Oh an dI missed the post I have been insane busy this week :( I can't wait to chill out next week a little.
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