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From Behind the Curtain. An Update.

ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
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1. Betsy the Smoker and her SUAH (stick up arse husband) are apparently "working it out". I am unclear if that means a) she's back to hiding the pot smoking or b) she told him she has quit. She was helping me plant flowers the other day and drinking vodka from her Lululemon water bottle. Therefore, I am going to go with c) -  she's given up the weed in favour of the booze.

Either way, she's still got those glossy eyes. SUAH probably hasn't threatened the D word lately. I am sure this is due to the fact his lawyers are still mulling over the prenup.

2. "Battle Royale" erupted between Susan and Nanny 2 weeks ago. Nanny apparently wants 2 nights off a week. This does not coincide with Susan's plan to take "Learn to Botox Yourself at Home" or whatever she does with her time.

Apparently Susan's husband had to moderate the battle and each party has been given 1 week to come back to the bargaining table with a proposal. I can't wait to see how this turns out. Nanny is my new hero.

3. The hobag youngster is being shipped off to Summer Bible Camp. She was spending the summer on her knees one way or the other. At least with this turn of events her lips will be raised in prayer instead of forming an "O".

4. The two half wits (Jungle Legs and Cross Eye) are installing a water feature on their lawn. I do believe it's a giant sparkled fish that shoots water out of it's mouth into a fish pond. Charming. If your village is short an idiot - we'll be happy to share.

5. I'm still watching the new people. Stay tuned.

(this episode was dedicated to Sazette).

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

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    https://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/16479851.aspx

    https://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/15469768.aspx

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  • mystic_Jmystic_J

    ::applauds::

    Looking forward to hearing more soon!

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    Ahhhhhh THIS is why I love you.
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  • sazzettesazzette

    1. thanks for the dedication 

    2. This made me LMAO

     "3. The hobag youngster is being shipped off to Summer Bible Camp. She was spending her summer on her  knees one way or the other. At least with this turn of events her lips will be raised in prayer instead of forming an "O"." 

    3. I don't think I can live w/o these posts anymore. They really made me laugh so hard! Your neighbors are fun!

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  • tct1219tct1219 member
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    3. The hobag youngster is being shipped off to Summer Bible Camp. She was spending the summer on her knees one way or the other. At least with this turn of events her lips will be raised in prayer instead of forming an "O".

    you are too Fing funny! i wish my neighborhood was even close to this interesting!
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  • floridakatfloridakat

    And, the perfect way to end my Friday. Now it's time to jet home and pour a big ol' glass of wine.

    Thanks, Cat! Have a great weekend, everyone!

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  • kristen6kristen6 member
    Just brilliant.
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  • juietbridejuietbride member
    ::claps:: that was wonderful, please keep them coming! :-)
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  • sstar1308sstar1308
    love it! i cant wait until next week :)
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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imageWordsmith226:

    Warning: Lots of parents send hoebag kids to Bible camps.  Hence the LARGE amount of hooking up at said camps. 

    A hoe will find a way to hoe despite location.  I am just sad that Cathy won't be able to observe from her location.   I think you should consider intercepting the mail from camp...what's a little mail fraud amoung neighbors? (I spelled the Canadian way Big Smile)

    Giggle...I think they think they are on to a very unique solution. hehe.

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  • SavatSavat
    You are too funny. Thanks for the laugh!
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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ
    imageCathyMD:

    1. Betsy the Smoker and her SUAH (stick up arse husband) are apparently "working it out". I am unclear if that means a) she's back to hiding the pot smoking or b) she told him she has quit. She was helping me plant flowers the other day and drinking vodka from her Lululemon water bottle. Therefore, I am going to go with c) -  she's given up the weed in favour of the booze.

    Either way, she's still got those glossy eyes. SUAH probably hasn't threatened the D word lately. I am sure this is due to the fact his lawyers are still mulling over the prenup.

    2. "Battle Royale" erupted between Susan and Nanny 2 weeks ago. Nanny apparently wants 2 nights off a week. This does not coincide with Susan's plan to take "Learn to Botox Yourself at Home" or whatever she does with her time.

    Apparently Susan's husband had to moderate the battle and each party has been given 1 week to come back to the bargaining table with a proposal. I can't wait to see how this turns out. Nanny is my new hero.

    3. The hobag youngster is being shipped off to Summer Bible Camp. She was spending the summer on her knees one way or the other. At least with this turn of events her lips will be raised in prayer instead of forming an "O".

    4. The two half wits (Jungle Legs and Cross Eye) are installing a water feature on their lawn. I do believe it's a giant sparkled fish that shoots water out of it's mouth into a fish pond. Charming. If your village is short an idiot - we'll be happy to share.

    5. I'm still watching the new people. Stay tuned.

    (this episode was dedicated to Sazette).

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  • wranglercowgrl87wranglercowgrl87
    imagesstar1308:
    love it! i cant wait until next week :)
    Ditto this! Thank you Cat, my Friday is now complete!
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  • BlasianloveBlasianlove member
    I love these posts!
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    TTC #1- 3 failed rounds of Clomid/ Surprise Natural BFP w/weight loss- 9/22/11 DD 5/12
    DX. Dec '09 w/ Inappropriate LH Secretion Syndrom/PCOS/ Anov 28 months
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  • jennifer_h_rnjennifer_h_rn member

    I am so busy right now (flood in basement), but I logged on just to read this!

    Ooh, I hope the new people are interesting!!

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  • InsyNCurtisInsyNCurtis

    OMG this is the first one of these I have seen but you have to keep them coming! HILARIOUS!

    What started the neighbor watching? Injury?

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imageInsyNCurtis:

    OMG this is the first one of these I have seen but you have to keep them coming! HILARIOUS!

    What started the neighbor watching? Injury?

    Exactly!

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  • EricsWife2005EricsWife2005 member
    These are great!!
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  • DukosDukos
    I LOVE it!!!!  This totally made my day!! 
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  • sagittmamasagittmama

    I'm finally home from my doctor's appointment (will post about this soon...).  This was the first post I was looking for. 

    Let me say I love how you've put some things...  in an interesting way.  Note #3...  I want to add some thank you for Saz of wanting updates of this FBTC series.

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  • rebelina1rebelina1 member
    Great as always!
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  • jamiel.matthewsjamiel.matthews

    I read this to DH and he said he wished our neighborhood was this interesting! Bible camp lol... That is a disaster waiting to happen

    Edit: You get all of this and all I can get is my IL's across the street and a glimps of a naked mexican who doesn't know how to cover his windows..

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