Me: FFS my nipples are huge, I can't stand it
DH: Aw you look beautiful
Me: I really hope they go back to normal after all this
DH -Yeah they used to be like little pieces of pepperoni and now they are like pieces of salami!!!
Me: Wow DH, you just told me I have "salami nipples" thanks....![]()
Re: DH - foot in mouth
I'm pretty sure that's deserving of a throat punch. *mentally throat punching your DH*
My nipples looked like salami's before pregnancy. You don't want to know what they look like now.
So did DH get a good ol' throat punch or did you let him slide this time?
LOL!!!! That's exactly what my DH said!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha. I was like " Hmmm....no boobs for you..."
Me too- everytime I see my scary naked pregnant lady boobs now I picture them draped in salami slices...LOL and GROSS!