3rd Trimester

DH - foot in mouth

Me: FFS my nipples are huge, I can't stand it

DH: Aw you look beautiful

Me: I really hope they go back to normal after all this

DH -Yeah they used to be like little pieces of pepperoni and now they are like pieces of salami!!!

Me: Wow DH, you just told me I have "salami nipples" thanks....Angry

Re: DH - foot in mouth

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    I'm pretty sure that's deserving of a throat punch.  *mentally throat punching your DH*

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  • sam19sam19 member

    My nipples looked like salami's before pregnancy. You don't want to know what they look like now.

    So did DH get a good ol' throat punch or did you let him slide this time?

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    Me: FFS my nipples are huge, I can't stand it

    DH: Aw you look beautiful

    Me: I really hope they go back to normal after all this

    DH -Yeah they used to be like little pieces of pepperoni and now they are like pieces of salami!!!

    Me: Wow DH, you just told me I have "salami nipples" thanks....Angry

    LOL!!!! That's exactly what my DH said!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha. I was like " Hmmm....no boobs for you..."

  • I'm pretty sure that is the exact same reference my DH said about mine a few days ago! Don't you just love them!?!?!?
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    I am sorry, but I am laughing.  I can just picture my boobs covered with two huge salami slices and it makes me chuckle.  You can punch him though.  Or tweak his nips until they're bigger.

    Me too- everytime I see my scary naked pregnant lady boobs now I picture them draped in salami slices...LOL and GROSS!

  • LMAO! I'm sorry, that it hilarious! Do they even think before they speak? I was sad 'cause my DH loved my boobs before I was pregnant, then he stopped paying attention to them so I asked him why and he said they "look weird now." NICE.
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