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what's your favorite insult/"bad" word?

AshtonsMomAshtonsMom
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Curious. I'm currently on "twatwaffle", but I need to survey GP and see what else interesting I can add to my dirty word lexicon. Let 'em fly ladies!
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  • Mrs.M317Mrs.M317 member
    I know its an oldie, but do throw "douchebag" around quite a bit...
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  • ccbananaccbanana member
    My DH said f*ckwad on the highway this weekend.  I am still giggling... partly b/c the word is so random and partly b/c my DH rarely gets fired up.
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  • jshay778jshay778
    fvck face. I dont know where I got it from but I call slow drivers that as I am yelling in my car. Embarrassed
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  • mindlek8mindlek8

    imageMrs.M317:
    I know its an oldie, but do throw "douchebag" around quite a bit...

    This is my favorite too.

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  • GlowconsinGlowconsin

    I really enjoy a good SOB or damnitt

    There was one the other day...something about a pheasant that was pretty good.

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  • gypsywitchgypsywitch
    C*nt. I know alot of women hate this word, but thats why I love it. So many people find it so offensive, it gets my point across Smile
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  • MrsBro6116MrsBro6116
    D0uche. Definitely.
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  • heather_09_15_07heather_09_15_07 member
    Though I never see it used here...peckerhead.
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  • kristen6kristen6 member

    imageMrs.M317:
    I know its an oldie, but do throw "douchebag" around quite a bit...

    I'm partial to this one myself.

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

    Decisions, decisions.

    Dicksmack.

    Has a nice ring.

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  • wranglercowgrl87wranglercowgrl87

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    Though I never see it used here...peckerhead.

    hehe This is my favorite too!

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  • Mrs_HamlinMrs_Hamlin
    I like asswipe  lol
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  • caffinated_tulipcaffinated_tulip member
    Douchebag, Twatwaffle and Asshat
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  • Mrs. BZMrs. BZ

    Dumbass. It's old, but it has so many uses.

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  • aidansmama~aidansmama~
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    imageMrs.M317:
    I know its an oldie, but do throw "douchebag" around quite a bit...

    I'm partial to this one myself.

    This.  I also like to just use the acronym DB!!!

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  • nekoraynenekorayne member

    Ahhhhh twatwaffle....I must remember to use this soon!

     I always say d!ckhead even though it's not top creative

     I was once ranting about this girl and said "Bloody Big Vaged Skankerella". My DH laughed for days about it...

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  • hjk5000hjk5000 member
    For some reason DH called someone a "dickhole" the other day, and I've been using it since.  Feels like a throw back but I like it.
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  • heathercaraheathercara

    imageMrs_Hamlin:
    I like asswipe  lol

    exactly!

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  • m+jm+j

    imageMrs.M317:
    I know its an oldie, but do throw "douchebag" around quite a bit...

    Ditto.  An oldie, but definitely a goodie.  I use all forms of the word.  Douche, douchey, douchetastic...they all work for different doucherific scenarios.

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
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    Decisions, decisions.

    Dicksmack.

    Has a nice ring.

    ::dies::

    I love a good pun.  C*ck ring joke, anyone?.

    Now all I can think about is cuvksuckers girlfriend from the nail salon.

    Get.out.of.my.head

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  • piedpiper07piedpiper07 member

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    fvck face. I dont know where I got it from but I call slow drivers that as I am yelling in my car. Embarrassed

     do you like russell peters? hehe if you love him like i youll know what this is from! and if not i guess you didnt get it from there..

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  • CarolynF80CarolynF80
    i love twatwaffle and i've got Dh saying it too (& throatpunch) but that "crotchpheasant" now that sounds interesting...
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  • k-martk-mart
    imageMrs. BZ:

    Dumbass. It's old, but it has so many uses.

    I use that one alot too.

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  • eab3093eab3093
    I personally like the word fvckstick. It has a nice ring to it...
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  • shell1016shell1016 member
    Not one I  use on here, but my DH and I use buttwipe.
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  • ORAutumnBrideORAutumnBride
    We say "renob" a lot (backwards for boner), douchebag as well.  Jackdick is my husbands favorite. I love twatwaffle. That's a new one for me and must be added to the arsenal.
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  • floridakatfloridakat
    I like a good "jackbag". You can use it in (relatively) polite company, but it still has a good twang to it.
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  • Phoebe HalliwellPhoebe Halliwell

    I like to make up different variations using the word fvck. Some include:

    fvcktard
    fvckstick
    assfvck
    fvckface

    I mostly use these when I'm driving alone in the car and not in polite company. In polite company, I prefer the term 'asshat.'

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  • sassy0930sassy0930

    I say fvck a lot. in all kinds of contexts. I use it as a verb, noun, adjective it really is my favorite. My DH HATES that I use it so much. but motherfvcker is probably my classic fave.

     BUT crotchpheasant and twatwaffle have made an entrance into my vocabulary.

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  • 2becomes32becomes3

    imageMrs.M317:
    I know its an oldie, but do throw "douchebag" around quite a bit...

    This

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  • wranglercowgrl87wranglercowgrl87
    imageCathyMD:
    imageWordsmith226:
    imageCathyMD:

    Decisions, decisions.

    Dicksmack.

    Has a nice ring.

    ::dies::

    I love a good pun.  C*ck ring joke, anyone?.

    Now all I can think about is cuvksuckers girlfriend from the nail salon.

    Get.out.of.my.head

    lol!!! She's back again, that's twice this week.

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  • AJflowersAJflowers member

    I'm a potty mouth IRL, but keep it under raps at work, etc...

    For girls, my new one (which doesn't sound bad, but is to me) "COW!"

    I like douche, or douchebag and POS or Piece of Sh!t.  If a guys skankiness is what's pissing me off, I'll call him a PD or Petri Dish.

    I like dirty vag words like: axe wound, gash...sick I know, I only use them when I'm fired up. 

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  • OneDayAtaTimeX87OneDayAtaTimeX87 member
    I'm gonna have to go with my favorite stand-by Mother F**ker! It''s an oldie but a goodie.
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