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Left WD-40 on my neighbor's doorstep
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My upstairs neighbors woke both DH and I out of a deep sleep last night at 2 a.m. having terrible sounding sex (as usual!), and all of a sudden their bed was super loud and squeaky! We were both like, WTF?!
So I bought them a small can of WD-40 and left it sitting on their stoop. Yep.
I get up enough already w/o external help!!
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Re: Left WD-40 on my neighbor's doorstep
that is passive-agressively awesome
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That is awesome.
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Ditto!!
I guess it is passive aggressive, but I didn't feel like particularly pointing out how loud their bed is. Wouldn't they have known anyway?!
PAYBACK IS COMING, upstairs people, in a week!!!!
I used to have upstairs neighbors like that (only they were always loud because they were larger people and it was an old apt complex, but it got BAD when they had sex). I wish I would have thought of something like that. I know my landlord had to ask them to 'keep the screaming down' a couple times, though...they were scaring one of my neighbor's kids. lmao!
When I emailed DH about having done it, he said, "For their bed, or for lube?"
Ha ha ha!
This. LMAO!